the law : police - I Used To Believe

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I used to think if you got a parking ticket, you spent the rest of your life in jail!

Dixie Chicks Fan

When i was about 6 I saw soemthing on the news that said that a mother had left her kids in the car for like 4 hours and the police came and arrested the mother, so whenever my mother went into a store w/ out me i woudl lock all the doors and sloch down so u couldnt see me so that the police wouldnt come arrest my mom!

When i was little, my grandmother was suing my grandfather's company that he worked for. Whenever someone said something about a lawsuit, i thought they meant grandpa was getting a new suit to wear.

Sassy Nassy

When I was younger, my brother told me the police had an infra-red system and could see into everyones house.

Clare, Ireland

when I was five me and my family were being sued and I thought that ment we were all going to jail so I was really sad and went upstairs and thought if I hid under my bed then the cops couldn't get me ( I slept under there the whole night ) and my brothers were cruel anough to play along but then my mom told me the truth :)

haha and take all this embaresment?

once when i was around 6 my sister was babysiting me, and i wouldn't go to sleep. Finally, she told me that if i didn't behave the police would come and make me sleep in the jail cells, i believed her, 2

cathy

when i was little, i used to believe that if a guy didn't sit down to pee, he'd be arrested (i thought that bc as a girl, we sit down, everyone else had to or else)

*shakes head*

I used to think that if you didnt throw your trash away at mcdonalds, you would get arrested. so one time when i went to eat at mcdonalds with my grandpa, he didnt throw our trash away. i ran out of there as fast as i could so the police couldnt get me!

Margaret c

i told my little brother (he was 7)that if you "ding-dong-ditch" people the cops could track you down and arrest you.
it scared him so much that he wrote a note to the neighbor he offended... saying "sorry about the door ball"

he is 9 and still believes it...

hahahhaa

When I was about 3 or 4, my dad and I got pulled over for not stopping at the stop sign by our house. We managed to pull in to our house, and I watched the cop talk to my dad for a while. Then I went inside and told my mom that daddy was getting arrested!

Anna

My older sister told me that if I sat on a white bench at the mall the police would come and arrest me. I believed her for several years and once she pulled me onto it and i started crying because i thought the police would come and take me away

pernel

My mom would tell me that if I crossed the road without holding her hand I would go to jail. She told me Taxis were cops too.

Giselle

When I used to fly with my parents, I would always tell the security guards "No guns or bullets!", thinking that telling them this would speed up the process. My mom told me to hush, and they always searched us extra hard, even my cabbage patch kid purse. My parents say they're just grateful that their asses went unsearched.

The parents of a co-worker of mine convinced him that the Salvation Army was an emergency parental control enforcing organization to be called upon by desperate parents. They often used the threat 'Don't make me call the Salvation Army'.

Klava

When I was 7 years old, I finally found out from my parents that COP did not mean 'Chief of Police'. Before that, I always wondered how all policeman could be Police Chief! My parents got quite a chuckle out of that one!

Linda Mourgos

I had real trouble believing that the Police were human beings. They wore those pointy helmets, so it followed they had pointy heads. And they had Godlike powers, like being able to tell grownups what to do.

St Sauverais

When I was a child, about 4 or 5, I used to be scared to death of policmen because of the guns they carried. I was so afraid that I would look at them wrong, or say something wrong, and they would take out their gun and shoot me! Now that I think about it, this was a strange fear, especially considering that one of my best friends at the time was the daughter of a state trooper who was one of the nicest guys you'd ever hope to meet.

Delwin

You know how men and woman in the armed forces wear those Camoflage Uniforms? Well I used to think that they were burglers and I kept having Nightmares that they would come and Kill me and rob me. I used to see them in Shopping Centres and I would really freak out.

Topclaw

I used to think whenever I heard the phrase "A man is helping police with their inquiries" on the news. That there was this really nice man driving around with the police helping them solve the case and find the criminals.

Alan Stewart

After watching american cop shows like CHIPS as a kid, I used to believe that all you had to do to catch a criminal was put out an APB and couldn't understand why the police here didn't do that.

Gary D'Arcy

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