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I used to wonder why the government didn't just make war illegal..

Samilton Duerheiser
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I thought there were only four ranks in the army: private, corporal, Seargeant, and General

Alberto Richardson
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July 5/2011- This isn't a belief of mine, but one of my mother's oldest & dearest friends was born in 1941, and being a child she imagined war-torn Europe as a bleak, dangerous, crime-ridden city, instead of a whole continent!

TF
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I used to believe for the longest time that World War 3 had already happened. Hopefully my child self is never right.

Grant
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I used to believe that on a battlefield there was a huge wall separating the two sides. Each side would throw over bombs and grenades. The only contact that they had was one message carrier who traveled through a little door in the wall/

Zoe
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At some celebration commemorating the end of WWII when I was about 4 or 5 we had a street party. I was very proud of my grandfather who had driven tanks in the war, and half way through the dinner I stood on the table and shouted as loud as I could, 'EVERYBODY! My Grandad won the War!'

Anon
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When I was young we learned in school about how the atomic bomb was dropped on Japan and the kind of horrible suffering it caused. Somehow I missed the facts that A. America (my country) had done the bombing and B. World War II was over. I used to lay awake at night convinced a bomb was going to come through my ceiling and kill me.

Not Radioactive Yet
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I thought when people said World War I or II they were saying "whirr whirr I/II" and I didn't get what it meant

Nate
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When I first heard about the Cold War, I though it was called that because it snowed all the time during iT.

Anon
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I used to belive the cold war was a war in the snow. Instead of bombs it was snowballs. I was shocked when i laurnt aboit it at school.

Anon
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I used to belive that the Gulf war was actually the Golf war and the people hit each other with golf clubs...

golfgirl
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not long ago,i used to believe that Cold war was described as cold because it took place in snow

Kafka
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I used to believe that a war was just one single battle that lasted a few hours at the most. I also thought that all wars were pre-arranged and that all of the countries made their own army and fought in a battlefield about the size of a few football fields.

Anon
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I used to think that when people were talking about the World Wars, they were saying War War I and War War II. I thought the wars were so bad you had to say it twice.

Anon
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until i was about 10 i believe adolf hitler's first name was "hitler" and that he had no last name because his parents abandoned him

very silly girl
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I used to think the "Cold War" was a war where countries tried to freeze each other to win the war.

Anon
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Since he had fought in WWII, I naturally assumed my grandfather had killed Hitler himself.

Anon
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I used to think that World War I and World War II were "War War I" and "War War II", because I've always had bad hearing and I've only seen it wrote out as WWI & WWII. I actually put "War War I" on a timeline for a project in 6th grade.

Anon
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In 4th grade we had to read "Number the Stars" (for those who don't know, that's a children's book about how the people of Denmark helped Jews escape the Nazis). Awesome book, except that I became convinced that the Nazis were going to come and get me. This is a bit strange because there is a section in the book where a Jewish little girl is staying with her Christian friends and the family has to convince some Nazi soldiers that she's thier daughter, using the name and baby picture of one of thier real daughters who had died years ago. The dead daughter happened to have dark hair when she was born (and which later turned blonde). The dark-haired baby picture made the soldiers accept that the dark-haired Jewish girl could have been born to the blonde parents. Given that I am a natural blonde myself, and so much was made of blonde hair meaning "not Jewish", I have no idea how I could have believed the Nazis were after me, too.

Blonde girl who would have helped the Jews too
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I was a kid (about 8) during the first Gulf War and one night I over heard my Dad talking to his friend about his boss who was "So Damn Insane", but I misheard "Sadaam Hussein"...so for years after I thought that my dad worked for Sadaam!

Anon
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