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When I was in second grade, my friend told me that all the waste in a Port-a-Pottie fermented and then turned acidic if it sat too long. She then told me that if you go pee too hard in a Port-a-Pottie, the acid pee would splash your butt and thats how you get flesh eating diseases. So i never used Port-a-Potties
I used to watch the X-Files, and when I was 8 I saw the one where the monster was hiding in the Port-A-John, and used to bite people when they went to the bathroom.
So up until I turned 25 I would NOT use any port-a-john. I would hold it as long as I could, because I was afraid of that monster.
When I was in Kindergarten, I would only use cold water to wash my hands at school because, for whatever reason, I thought using warm water would cause a fire drill.
I used to believe that after you flushed the toilet you released monsters and witches from the sewer so for years I would wash my hands, flush, and then run as fast as I could out of the bathroom slamming the door behind me.
I used to be believe that the Tidy Bowl man (from the commercials) really lived in the toilet, and I would look for him all the time.
I used to believe that there was a snake hiding in the dark hole of the toilet. It took me a long time to actually sit down on the seat and not hover over it.
When I was little, I used to believe that if I stood too close to an automatic flushing toilet, a monster would come up and drag me down into the pipes.
i used to get scared when i was alone in a public bathroom because i thought the toilet would suck me down when i flushed.. i would pee (with the door open, only when alone), then i would wash my hands, go up to the toilet flush it and run out of the bathroom... i still do this sometimes.. im crazy ha ha
I used to believe that if you jump in a toilet, they lead you to another dimension.
I used to belive that if you dont wash your hands fast enough after flushing it will go all over your hands.
I also thought you had to sing twinkle twinkle little star, down the toilet so that the monsterous elfs will not eat you when your in bed the nest night.
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