When I was about two or three, I thought the toilet was a water ride for little kids, so one day I tried to climb in and flush, so I could try the water slide in my house!

toilet rider

I used to think that when you flushed the toilet that it went to a building where worker people picked out the poop and other things that went down the toilet and that was howthe water got cleaned

Amanda

i thought that some homeless man sat in my wall and the poop would go down through that little pipe into a bowl and the starving people would eat it and one day i took the stud finder and i went by the toilet because i thought it foud things behind the wall and it beeped right next to the toilet and i was terrafied and i used a different bathroom rom then on.

Emily

EVER SINCE I WATCHED SOME T.V SHOW I BELEVED IN THE TOILET FARIE AND NEVER FLUSHED THE AGAIN UNTILL I WAS 11 BECAUSE MY GRAND FATHER TOLD ME IT WAS TRUE,HE COULDN'T TELL ME DIFFRENT BECAUSE HE DIED THE NEXT DAY. (ALWAYS BELIEVED HIM)

CIG42

I used to believe that when you flushed the toliet when someone was taking a shower, that the toliet water would go into the shower.

May

When I was in 3rd grade, after eating lunch at our school my whole class would walk down the hallways to the bathroom and stop to let everyone go. I remember all of my female classmates going into the bathroom, and taking at least 15 minutes (or so it felt like.) Being a boy i could not understand why or how anyone could spend THAT long in a bathroom!! I then came to the conclusion that there must be some big, beautiful garden in the girls restroom. A garden complete with a big playground area and anything else that would cause these girls to spend that long in the restrooms.

KirB

When I was little, from about age 4, I wouldn't flush the toilet if the water was blue. I was afraid that it would make the blue go away and the people who made it blue would be mad at me.

Dottie

When I was little I used to think that there were monsters down in the ground below your toilet and when you flushed that was their food and drink. I thought when you just peed that they were getting their drink, and when you pooped that was their meal. I always said here comes your food when I flushed. I thought they were so grateful when they heared that flush.

MEME

Spray paint cans have marbles in them to help stir the paint when you shake them. When I was little, my dad used to cut the cans open and put the marbles in the toilet tank. For the longest time, I believed that if you went poo poo once a day, your toilet would produce these marbles for you to play with.

Susan

I used to think that the sound after the toilet was flushed was ladies singing

Anon

I thought here was always some little people on my bathroom floor, so when i was sitting on the toilet, i would try to talk to them.

Nick

I used to believe that when I flushed the toilet in Fort Worth, TX, its contents went off to a warehouse in Dallas.

David Conrad

An older cousin of mine, when she was about six, was under the impression that every night a man had to come into everyone's house to remove the poop that had accumulated in the back of the toilet. This man was called the Plumber, and he carried a large vacuum that he would insert into the toilet to suck everything out in reverse. If you ever happened to be on the toilet in the middle of the night when the Plumber appeared, he would surely suck your butt off without noticing. She told me this several times, although I was never sure if I should believe her or not.

Cohort

I used to think that all the pee pee and poo poo and the water that carried it went to a place where they cleaned it and that was what came out of our faucets. I used it as my excuse to not have to drink water.

Anon

We used to have trouble with our toilet flushing. Alot of times it wouldn't go all the way down, so my step brother had my convinced that before you flushed the toilet, if you put the lid down, and told it "now if you go all the way down, I'll give you a nice pat on the back" that it would completely flush. And the freakiest part of it was that if I told the toilet that, it flushed properly, but if I forgot, it wouldn't. o_0

jasonchic

My Mom used to tell me that when I flushed the toilet, the "toilet farie" would magicly give me a dollar outside the bathroom door.
She would be standing outside the bathroom door kind of at the side and than when she heard it flush she would throw a dollar at the door and sneak away.

Christian