I used to belive that if you didn't hold onto hte toilet seat you would fall in.

silly

When I was about two or three, I thought the toilet was a water ride for little kids, so one day I tried to climb in and flush, so I could try the water slide in my house!

toilet rider

i used to think that toilets were little white animals that ate our-ahem-waste and that flushing was them swallowing

k-sull : )

I used to believe that when you flush something down the toilet then it would turn into a frog so i thought that was why there are so many frogs where i live (I live in the country)

Frogs

when i was about 5 i went to the pool with my dad and brother. They both had to pee and my dad didn't wanna leave me alone so he took me in the guys toilet. It was the first time i had ever seen i guys toilet and i thought that the urinal was a special place just for guys to shower and that the deodrant blocks in the drain was public soap that they shared. I know it's gross but hey i was 5!

Bec M

I used to believe that after I flushed the toilet it would go underground into these tubes underground where scientists would study it. I was so freaked out by these poop studying people I stopped flushing the toilet when I was 5. Luckily, I'm over that now.

Kelsie

I used to think that the aeroplane toilets sucked the waste out and dropped it like a bomb. Onto countries below. I hate the noise of the flush on it an thought i might get sucked down in to a country too.

Erin

When I was 3 or 4, I thought that everything that was flushed down the toilet was stored in the rectangular tank behind the seat. I used to wonder how they fit all that stuff in there, especially in public restrooms... the pipes by the handle were so small!

Chad

For years I thought that 'TO LET' signs on buidings were actually advertising
toilets to use & used to get annoyed at the fact no-one could spell properly.

Anon

I used to believe that if there was poop in the toilet and i had to poop that if i sat on the toilet without flushing it the poop would come up and bite my butt.

caleb

One time, at a very early age, I was spending too long in the toilet, and both of my parents were waiting outside to use it. Dad called out, "There is a queue out here." I raced outside, believing that, like on Sesame Street, there was a large letter 'Q' in the sky being waved about.

Sheridan

I used to think if you weren't quick enough getting off the airplane toilet seat, you would be flushed down the toilet and out into the air.

Admittedly my Dad had a part to play in that - telling me the toilet waste flies out into the air like it used to do (true) on train toilets - straight on to the track.

Eww huh?

Anon

when i was younger i imagined that adults filled the toilet to the brim with poop, thats why they were that size and because adults were larger than me.

henry

I used to believe that a little boy lived under my house and ate all the poop 'cuz he had nothing else to eat.

RockSorceress

When I was young I used to believe that to let signs were signs telling you that a toilet was nearby. I always wondered why they had forgotten the i until I was about 12 when I found out that to let meant that the place was available for renting.

Senushka Munsamy

I was 5 years old and nickelodeon was big that year. When I flushed the toilet I thought that the toilet sang ni-ni-nick-nick-na-nick-nick-nick nickelodeon. why?

Nico

i used to think the toilet was a hippo and you fed it by poopin ofr peeing

russ

My toilet when I was little was the kind with one big hole and one small one. I used to think that the big one was for poo and the small one was for pee.

Joanna

when i was young i saw for sale or to-let signs in gardens everywhere, not being the best speller at that age. i thought that there were lots of public toilets around.needless to say i never went to any thank god

dazza

I used to think that all the pee pee and poo poo and the water that carried it went to a place where they cleaned it and that was what came out of our faucets. I used it as my excuse to not have to drink water.

Anon