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I used to belevie if i flushed the toilet in the last sstall at school three time in a row, an evil ghost would come out and bite you, and then you'd die when you turn 13!! My friend told me it happened to his great great grandpa!And I thought it was real

Carinne
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I used to believe that if you flushed the toilet without feeding it, it would flood your house and the pipes would explode. So I used to get a LOONNNG piece of toilet paper, stand back, and let the toilet slowly eat it up. XD

Wugnut
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When i was in grade four me and my friends believed that there was a man stuck in the toilet because when ever you would flush the toilet the "swoosh" sounds in the girls toilet kind of sounded like "helpoosh meeee"

So instead of using the bathroom we would have to hold it

story:But once my friend really needed to go so she ran into the boys bathroom!!!!

Anon
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I still belive that the toilet monster is real, and so I wash my hands before i go, then I flush and run with my ass hanging put then pull my pants up in my room.

BIGHEADsmallvoice
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i was scared of flushing the toilet when i was young because i thought water would shoot out and that i'd drown in the water

Anon
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I used to think (and still kinda do) that if I flush the toliet and I am running water that nasty/contaminated water will come out so I try not to intersect the two...lol

-i'm 16 lol.

Megan again. :)
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My older sister told me [mind you I was in 3rd grade] that If I went to the bathroom a monster would come out of the toliet and try to pull me in or eat my butt. So whenever I would use the bathroom I would constantly lean up and check just to make sure no monsters were coming...lol :)

Megan :D
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I used to believe that when you flushed the toilet, a GIANT UGLY SCARY sea monster would come out and eat me....this was because of the sewer gator..........EVIL GATOR!!!!!!

Matty
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I used to beleive that the public toilets(that were really loud when u flushed), were always going to flood, and id be trapped inside the stall. So, for 3 years i would flush and run out as fast as i could.

Anon
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i used to think that when you went to the bathroom after you flushed it a creature would come up from the toilet and eat you "waste" so i would run out of the bathroom the second i flused in fear of beinf eaten.

haha

:)
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