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I always thought that when you went on a airplane, it had to be early in the morning becuz when i was little, we always left before dawn. The whole logic of the situation didn't occur to me until i went on a plane in the middle of the day and didnt understand what was going on.

Hannah
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when i was little, i used to believe that airplanes goes out of space.

Anon
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When I was younger, I lived near a small airport. When planes would fly over the house, i always thought that they were searching for me. So when i saw a plane coming I would run for cover under a tree.

katiealv
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when i was younger, i thought that every plane that flew in the sky was carrying Popeye (the sailor man) in it.. i have no idea where i got this from.. i just would scream out for "Popeye" and point to the sky everytime i saw a plane flying overhead.

heather
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When I first went to the top of the St. Louis Arch (about 5 yrs. old) I thought I was in an airliner because of the small windows and the view of the city. Apparently I had completely forgotten the elevator ride to the top!

D.C.
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My mom was going on a plane trip... and my cousin was over... she told me mom to say hi to the care bears for her...

Anon
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when I was just a wee kid, I thought that when you brought dogs on airplanes, they put the dogs in wings. just loose, running around in a big free-for-all dog party in the wings up at 30,000 feet.

andrew
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when i was little andi was going to go on my first plane ride my father pointed to a plane in the air and said 'thats what we're going on!' i didnt quite understand perspective, or that planes landed so i said 'but how will we all fit its so small? and how do we get up to it its so high up?' God what an idiot i was!

Flying Shira
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My family travels alot, espically when I was litte. At that point in time I thought that communter (prop planes and small jets) grew up into adult planes! I still think it is a cute idea, but I know better.....I saw the boeing plant.

Amanda Leigh
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when i was little my father would take a lot of business trips. I always believed (until I was 6 or 7) that the places he would go would be located within the airplane i.e. hong kong is at terminal two and seattle is in terminal three

Marjorie
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i used to belive that the airport lights i could see at nightime flashing in the distance were indans because thats what my brother had told me and its not until a couple of years ago when i was 13 that i finally realized the truth

He Thinks My Tractors Sexy
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I used to think that the sound made from airplanes flying over me was the antenna scrapping across the sky.

Richard J Brown
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Before i had ever been on a plane, i belived that the planes picked you up and drop you off in front of your house!

Kayla
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When i was younger i thought if you flew in a plane that there was a petrol station in the sky so the plane could pull in and 'Fill up'

Laura
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When I was little I thought that every plane in the sky was a space ship. I couldn't see the shapes too well because I needed glasses. I told my mom and unfortunately got no amusing response. She just said something about it being on the news every time

Spackle
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When I was little, I thought that planes actually went all the way up into orbit. What's more, I actually maintained adamantly for years, despite my parent's denials, that I'd seen the earth out of a plane window about the size of a grapefruit.

Anon
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I used to believe that areoplanes only stayed up in the sky because lots of hot air balloons kept them there. And when the pilot wanted to land, he'd simply shoot at the balloons with a gun until enough burst and the plane landed softly!

B.E. from N.I.
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I used to believe that when you went to the toilet on an aeroplane, it would fall straight out of a hole in the bottom of the plane. It made sense at first; you wern't allowed to go to the toilet on a plane when it was taking off for fear of skid starts. My theory was bolstered even more when I found out that houses near an airport are cheaper than ones that aren't. You can tell that I was somewhat alarmed when I moved to a house near an airport... luckily, my parents were able to set the record straight after they noticed me frantically looking upwards everytime I heard an aeroplane.

Confused
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I used to believe that aeroplanes were robotic birds that flew around really high and that their nest was at the airport where they would then eat more people because the people would walk right into what looked like their stomach!

Kristen
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I thought until I was *deleted* years old that airplanes took off by means of a jump at the end of the runway.

adamscott
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