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Once, Mother told me that when she was very little, she thought EVERYBODY had an airplane hangar in their backyards! The reason? Her father (my grandpa) was a crop-duster and had his own plane.

Grandpa still talks about his crop-dusting days with great fondness and it is amazing just hearing him tell stories: "I got so much chemicals in my system from back then that every mosquito dies whenever it lands on me!" His third wife, my step-grandmother, still has considerable trouble believing this oddity!

Hilary the Baker
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The trails that aeroplanes leave across the sky are obviously created by pilots leaning out of the windows holding a piece of chalk, so they know where they've been. That's what I was told anyway.

Andrew
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I used to believe that airplane pilots drove really fast down the runways just to show off and have fun before taking off.

Anon
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My neighbor convinced me that if an airplane or a helicopter landed in our garden, my house would be blown away. Needless to say I was terrified of airplanes??

Lene, Denmark
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On my first airplane ride, I looked out the window and observed the clouds were underneath me. I went to my father and asked "Daddy are we upside down?"

T.J
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My family would goto Italy every few years. The flights always flew through the night. I used to believe the airplane would actually leave the Earth, fly through outer space, and then return to Earth to land in Italy.

Frank Ponch
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My mother told me when we passed by an older airport near our town that "the airplane people put blue lights where the planes land." Well, that airport closed and I had always figured that they ran out of space for new blue lights because too many planes had landed there.

Anon
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I used to believe that planes needed to flap their wings to get off the ground, and they stopped flappipng only once they were airborne. When I was on my first flight, I thought something was seriously wrong as we went down the runway with wings completely motionless!

Russell
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I used to believe that airplane toilets would let your "excrements" fly out into the sky-and fall somewhere on the ground.

M.M.
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When I was a child I believed that if I was ever in a plane that was going to crash I could jump out at about five or six feet from the ground and land with only a twisted ankle. I found out later that this thought was obvously flawed but it gave me comfort when I was in planes.

Dan J, Toronto Ontario
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I used to think that aeroplane carry people to a destination which located on top of the clouds

kaizen7
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I believed that Jesus was flying across the sky, it was actually sunlight reflecting off planes.

Patti
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My older brother told me he once saw a man summon a helicopter to land and pick him up by pointing his index finger and waving his outstretched arm over his head in a circular motion. Needless to say every time I saw a helicopter I did the same thing, hoping it would land in the front yard, the playground, a parking lot, and take me away on a great adventure.

Claudette
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I used to think when an airplane ran out of fuel, it stayed stuck in the sky.

BoB
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My brother (who, I might add, convinced me
of many strange things) told me that when a
plane flew over our house, if you looked up
and saw lights flashing, it meant the plane
was opening its hatch to drop a bomb on you. For the longest time my mom couldn't understand why I would cry and run into the house if a plane came near.

Kathy
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My Dad told me that toilets on planes were on the wings. I spent my first flight ( aged five) worrying that If i went for a pee I would fall off and be lost forever.

Layla
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My dad worked in alaska and had to go to the airport and board a plane in order to get to work. Every time he came home late at night, I would wake up and go to greet him. I was about 2, and I thought the plane dropped him off in our driveway.
My parents confirmed my thought... But this was obviously because they couldn't understand my question.

Carrie
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I used to think that the exhaust smoke coming from jets as they streaked across the sky actually made the clouds.

TigerLane
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I used to believe that the "jet stream" that they spoke about on the weather was created by jets. I would see a jet fly overhead, but the weather didn't show it anywhere near my state. What a gyp!

Anon
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I used to think that since some planes were faster than sound, when you would talk on them, no one could hear you, except for maybe people in the bac of the plane that might catch your words wizzing by!!!!!!!!!

bigbigburns
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