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I had a friend who told me that when she was young, she couldn't understand how they shrunk the plane's passengers because the plane looked to be the same size as a bird in the sky.

Anon
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I once told my dad that highjackers wait for the airplane to go up in the sky really high until it was too small...Then they would grab it!

Penn State 02
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When I was a child I used to believe that the tracks jets made in the sky were from the tail fin of the plane scratching the top of the sky. Because of this I also thought those planes that did that were the "sky scrapers" people were talking about.

Joel
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I used to believe that people got smaller to fit into airplanes because they looked so small in the sky. I asked my mom how they got people to be small enough to fit into airplanes.

Anon
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I used to believe that the reason we had planes was because each state was a planet..why else would you need to fly?

Ellen
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When I was little I use to think that Airplanes in the sky was really a flying McDonalds....I don't know why I use to think that, but my guess is that my sisters got me believing it, they where always up to no good!

Jenny(TN)
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I used to belive that an airplane was my mothers car. I don't no why.

Erilld
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When I was a child, I used to think that the airplane's pilot would throw each passenger on its own house because I thought anybody who travelled by plane had a parachute.

Kinha SP
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When I was a kid my older brother and his friend told me that the white stripes planes leave on the sky was the tracks after Jesus had been skiing across the sky. I believed it and told all my friends at school......

Kristine, Norway
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For my 5th birthday, we flew to California to visit relatives and, of course, go to Disneyland. I asked my mother how the pilot would know where Aunt Parker lived. I thought he was going to make a stop for each passenger like a taxi driver.

Lesley
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I used to believe that when you flushed the toilet on an airplane it would promptly exit the rear of the plane.

Karl
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I used to believe that after you flushed the toilet on an airplane that the waste would go out a trap door and land wherever the plane was flying over. I always pictured somebody walking down the street getting a face of full of human waste!!!

Matthew Y.
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I used to believe that the attenae on the noses of fighter-jets were for piercing the fuel tanks of enemy planes.

Biff
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I used to believe that the different countries of the world were stacked upon eachother on layers of clouds, and when you flew you had to fly up through the clouds.

NdY
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When I was very young, I thought that every airplane I heard was directly above wherever I was and whoever was in the planes were going to drop bombs and kill everyone I knew.

Jay
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i once saw this freaky x-files episode where this guy gets all his blood sucked out of him by this monster thing that was living on the ceiling in aeroplane bathrooms. even now, i still look at the ceiling before entering the aeroplane loo.

Anon
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When I was young I used to think that the twin lights I'd see way up in the sky were car lights on a faraway mountain road. My dad told me they were.

Piper
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When my brother and I were little, we had walkie talkies. We also lived by an airport, so planes would frequently fly overhead. For the longest time we thought we were talking to pilots on our walkie talkies, but it only turned out to be our next door neighbor, who happened to have a walkie talkie that picked up our signal.

Kim
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When I was about 5 I listened to 'Hatchet' on tape and it made me think that I should never go on a plane with anyone because they'd die and the plane would crash in a lake and their head would rot...

Micah Glenn
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I used to live under the flightpath for a busy airport.

At night, as the jets flew over, I always expected that an engine would fall off the plane and pulverise me in my bed.

The whine the turbines made as they throttled down for landing sounded just like something big and heavy falling...

Derren Wilson
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