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Traffic lights are operated by creatures who live inside them

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I used to believe that traffic lights were controlled by a boy and a girl who lived underground and saw the traffic thru cameras and they pulled levers to make the lights change

Lola
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i use to think that little mice lived in the stop lights and changed them when people would drive up

melissa
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I used to believe there were monkeys inside traffic lights that made them change.

Tim
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I used to believe that there were little monkeys living in the traffic lights that would change them on command.

Claire
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I use to believe there were people inside the traffic lights changing them. Every time someone would ask me what I wanted to be when I grew up I'd tell them that I wanted to live in the Lights and make people crash....I received verrrry weird looks by it to. =)

hayley
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When I was 5 or 6 I used to believe there were itty bitty people living inside the stoplights that worked in front of a huge control panel (think what pilots look at while flying) that were in charge of changing the lights from green to yellow to red and vise versa. (I also thought they wore headsets to let each other know it was time to turn the light)

Anon
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When I was little I used to believe that traffic lights were controlled by mice in a metal box next to the intersection and that they would jump on a big button for whatever color was to be next.

Sophie
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Someone was hanging on the back of all the traffic lights operating them and when you drove past them they would quickly jump to the other side.

blip
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I used to believe that a mini police-man was hidden in the traffic lights and changed the lights whenever he wanted

Anon
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i used to believe that there were teeny people in traffic lights that would watch you and decide when they wanted to change the lights. if the light took to long i would start to cough or hold my leg and pretend to be hurt so the teeny people would feel bad for me and change the light!

Anon
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When I was little I use to believe there were workers under each street intersection controlling traffic by switching lights. Pushing the pedestrian button would choke them, making them change the lights quicker. I always felt guilty pressing the button more than once.

Anon
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when i was little i had to conclutions on how the trafic lights worked. A. there was someone at home sitting on their couch and everytime they chaned the chanle someware in the world a light would change. B. there was small creatures in side of them that changed it. they were blue green purple black and several other colors and shades.

little miss
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i used to believe that there were mini man inside traffic lights that fighted over whose turn it was to push there button

Kira
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I use to believe hamsters controlled traffic lights. They had to run on a wheel all day to make the lights change at different times. I believed that for a while then I got smarter and "knew" that it was a guy in an office with a bunch of remotes that had red and green on them. He didn't need a yellow one because when he pushed red, obviously, it would turn yellow for a little while before it was red.

Lindy
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My dad told me that traffic lights changed color because a little monkey ran along the wires and changed the light when it was time. I believed this until I was about 7.

Anon
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When I was little, I believed squirrels lived inside street lights and would change them from red to green and such.

Cee
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I used to believe that there were Polly Pockets inside every traffic light that were fighting against each other to get their "light" turned on. I always rooted for the green one.

Kelly
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When I was little, I used to think that there were little tiny men that lived in traffic lights that turned them red, yellow, and green. I thought they would watch outside to see if cars where there so the lights would change!

anne marie
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When I was little I thought that sitting inside of the traffic lights, there was a gorilla with a parrot sitting on his shoulder. I thought this gorilla and parrot duo were responsible for making the lights change.

JifJif
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I use to believe that little elf-like people worked inside traffic lights and changed the colors back and forth for our safety.

JJ
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