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Traffic lights are operated by creatures who live inside them

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I used to believe that little women worked underground to change the stop lights. They could tell when to change them by using telescopes that went above the surface like submarines.

Anon
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i used to believe that there were little mice inside the traffic lights, just chilling inside and evilly making the light red as cars approached

Anon
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As a little girl I used to believe that really tiny people controled the traffic lights. So when the light was red I would yell out the window asking the tiny people to turn the red lights green.

Dridri
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I used to believe that there were tiny blue monkeys in the traffic lights, and they turned the certain lights on when needed, and vice versa. I had an imagination....

Derek
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I used to believe that there were little tiny men in white coats inside of stoplights who would watch for cars and change the color of the lights accordingly.

Anon
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when i was little, i thought that stoplights were controlled by little men who lived underground at all intersections. they looked up and saw how many cars there were in line and then they pushed a button and switched a light.

allison
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For years I believed very small gnomes lived inside traffic lights and controlled the traffic by alerting each other when to change the colors.

Anon
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i used to ask myself how the lights at streets intersections worked. i used to believe that people were under every street changing the lights switches from red to green.

marco
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I used to believe that traffic lights were controlled by a boy and a girl who lived underground and saw the traffic thru cameras and they pulled levers to make the lights change

Lola
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i use to think that little mice lived in the stop lights and changed them when people would drive up

melissa
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I used to believe there were monkeys inside traffic lights that made them change.

Tim
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I used to believe that there were little monkeys living in the traffic lights that would change them on command.

Claire
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I use to believe there were people inside the traffic lights changing them. Every time someone would ask me what I wanted to be when I grew up I'd tell them that I wanted to live in the Lights and make people crash....I received verrrry weird looks by it to. =)

hayley
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When I was 5 or 6 I used to believe there were itty bitty people living inside the stoplights that worked in front of a huge control panel (think what pilots look at while flying) that were in charge of changing the lights from green to yellow to red and vise versa. (I also thought they wore headsets to let each other know it was time to turn the light)

Anon
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When I was little I used to believe that traffic lights were controlled by mice in a metal box next to the intersection and that they would jump on a big button for whatever color was to be next.

Sophie
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Someone was hanging on the back of all the traffic lights operating them and when you drove past them they would quickly jump to the other side.

blip
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I used to believe that a mini police-man was hidden in the traffic lights and changed the lights whenever he wanted

Anon
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i used to believe that there were teeny people in traffic lights that would watch you and decide when they wanted to change the lights. if the light took to long i would start to cough or hold my leg and pretend to be hurt so the teeny people would feel bad for me and change the light!

Anon
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When I was little I use to believe there were workers under each street intersection controlling traffic by switching lights. Pushing the pedestrian button would choke them, making them change the lights quicker. I always felt guilty pressing the button more than once.

Anon
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when i was little i had to conclutions on how the trafic lights worked. A. there was someone at home sitting on their couch and everytime they chaned the chanle someware in the world a light would change. B. there was small creatures in side of them that changed it. they were blue green purple black and several other colors and shades.

little miss
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