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Traffic lights are operated by creatures who live inside them

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i used to believe that there were mini man inside traffic lights that fighted over whose turn it was to push there button

Kira
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I use to believe hamsters controlled traffic lights. They had to run on a wheel all day to make the lights change at different times. I believed that for a while then I got smarter and "knew" that it was a guy in an office with a bunch of remotes that had red and green on them. He didn't need a yellow one because when he pushed red, obviously, it would turn yellow for a little while before it was red.

Lindy
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My dad told me that traffic lights changed color because a little monkey ran along the wires and changed the light when it was time. I believed this until I was about 7.

Anon
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When I was little, I believed squirrels lived inside street lights and would change them from red to green and such.

Cee
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I used to believe that there were Polly Pockets inside every traffic light that were fighting against each other to get their "light" turned on. I always rooted for the green one.

Kelly
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When I was little, I used to think that there were little tiny men that lived in traffic lights that turned them red, yellow, and green. I thought they would watch outside to see if cars where there so the lights would change!

anne marie
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When I was little I thought that sitting inside of the traffic lights, there was a gorilla with a parrot sitting on his shoulder. I thought this gorilla and parrot duo were responsible for making the lights change.

JifJif
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I use to believe that little elf-like people worked inside traffic lights and changed the colors back and forth for our safety.

JJ
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I used to believe that dwarfs lived in traffic lights and pushed pedals to turn on/off the red, green, and yellow.

Anon
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I used to beleive that little drawf men were inside each traffic light, making them change colors.

alisha
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I used to think that there were little faeries inside the traffic lights, and they would hold up a red, yellow, or green light – whichever was appropriate at the time.

EJ
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I thought that little tiny people changed the color of the stop lights.

Anon
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I thought that there were little skinny men inside of traffic lights that switched the lights from red to yellow to green.

Nikki
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When i was little i used to belevie that there was little tiny people inside the traffic lights controlling them, And whenever i heard about a car accident on the news i though that the little person must ahve fallen asleep.

Anon
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i used to believe that a civilization of gnomes lived in the traffic lights. I thought it was their job to run around and take care of changing all the lights, kind of like movies where elves run around taking care of Santa's workshops. I thought you could ask them nicely to please change the light for you when it was red. I was disappointed when my dad finally explained electrical signals to me.

Anon
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I used to believe that there were little men in all of the traffic lights with three buttons; red, green, and yellow. When there was a long wait in the lights then he had fallen asleep.

Annie
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I used to believe that the reason stoplights changed colors,was because there were tiny people who lived in the stoplight and changed the color on a timer.

Rachal
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when i was in 4th or 5th grade i used to think there were
little red, yellow, and green light monsters in the street
lights and that when they burned out the next color went
and so on then i found out about technology....

monsters live in street lights
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When I was younger, I used to believe that little trolls lived in street lights; one for each color. When the light needed to be changed, they'd kick or hit the other one to let them know it was time to change. Lol!

Mary
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When i was little i always thought there were little men inside the traffic lights changing the light

Kiley
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