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Traffic lights are operated by creatures who live inside them

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I used to belive that there was a god living in every traffic light, controlling the traffic!

Sukhi
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I thought that there were little skinny men inside of traffic lights that switched the lights from red to yellow to green.

Nikki
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When I was 5 or 6, my brother was 10 or 11 and loved to say "i farted!" When ever he let one rip. Well for some reason, I thought that there were little boys in the stoplights that farted. Everytime it turned a color, a different boy would fart and his butt would turn that color. To me, the horns honking were the fart sounds.

rachael~~
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When I was a child, and I would ride with my Mom in the car a lot. To the doctors, to the grocery store, etc. When she would stop at a stop light, I would always wonder what was in the stop light box. I used to imagine little tiny men wearing chef hats (why the chef hats, I have no idea), would get into elevators and ride down to the green light and press a button makeing it turn green.

I also thought that when the light turned green and it was an arrow pointing up, that our car was going to magically go flying straight up into the air.

The Princess Fairy
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I used to think that little people lived inside traffic lights and made the light change colors.

Kelsey
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i believed that inside traffic lights, there were little men that pulled a lever and the light would change. when the light was slow, i thought the lever was stuch or the men were on a lunchbreak.

natalie
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I used to believe that there were tiny people inside traffic lights, looking at how busy the traffic was, and knowing when to turn it green. I thought how interesting it would be to have that job.

Beth
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When I was little, I thought that there were little men in the street lights that changed the color of the light. I imagined them as one being tall and skinny and the other being short and fat, and when the street lights were broken, that meant the little men were sick.

Sarah
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i used to believe that there was a man in the traffic lights changing the colour

Anon
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When my daughter was about 5, she believed that a mouse ran around inside the trafic lights, changing it from red to green

Cathie
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When I was little, I used to belive that there were little tiny people that sat inside the traffic signals who would watch the cars in the intersection and decide when to turn the lights to red or green.

Melissa
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when i was around 3-5 i used to think that when the stoplights on streets changed, little mice inside with navy blue pinstripe overalls and red bandanas around their neck would change them....

Cassie
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when i was litlle i thought 1 man lived in traffic lights and he had one pedal to control light whenever it suited him

juliie
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I used to think that there were little men who lived in stop lights, and they could see outside. To make the lights change, they would look out, see if traffic was safe, and flick switches inside.

Funky Cold Candita
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I used to think that there were little men in the street lights that would change the light from red to yellow to green. I learned later that this was just a stupid story that my dad made up.

Josh Y.
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When I was 7 or 8 years old I believed that there were little elves in each traffic light. Their job was to control teh traffic by changing the lights.

CMo
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I used to belive traffic lights were powered by little people inside the little contraption...pressing buttons for the appropriate lights at diffrent lights...

pretty scary huh?

DuncanDonuts
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When i was little I used to believe that there were little mice flipping switches in the stoplight, and they would go up ladders to get to the yellow from the green and the red from the yellow etc. I remember telling my mom, and always wondered why she never answered back.

Dontjello
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My whole life until I was 7 I used to believe that there were little men inside the traffic lights changing the colours every minute!

Melissa
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When I was younger, I used to believe that stoplights were controlled by gnomes that lived in the stoplights. They would use different colored flashlights and flick them on and off so that cars could go by.

Rachel
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