random beliefs
it took a long time for me to realise that duck tape was actually duct tape and was not made for, with, or by a duck.
I used to believe that every year on your birthday fairies would come along and take your body and replace it with another one that was a year older.
When my husband was about 4 years old he asked his great grandma "you were around at the time of dinosaurs,what was it like?" The whole family fell off their chairs laughing!
I used to believe that when i didn't get money from the toothfairy she was in Hawaii
I used to believe that "Our Father, who art in heaven" meant that God was also a painter on the side.
I thought a Monkey was just a baby Gorilla and when they grew up their Tails fell off!
I used to believe that if you let the rev counter in a car reach the red section, the car would explode. My Dad used to have great fun terrifying me!
My mom told me that if i peed in the pool the water would turn purple and everyone would know it was me who did it. Needless to say i have never peed in the pool!!
When I was young my father told me that it was his job to pull the MGM Lion's tail and make him roar. I believed that for years and even bragged to my friends about it.
When I were a kid my brother told me farting in public was illegal but they give you 16 and a half warnings before you get in trouble (he said the half warning would be really subtle!)
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