random beliefs

THat Cheesecake was actually made of cheese. I was 18 when I found out it wasn't!

R (from food : general)

Before I knew about the various internal organs I thought people were just filled with some green slimy stuff called “guts”

Demond (from body parts : general)

Olivia Newton John did sing let me hear your budgie talk! didn't she

J Scull (from music : misheard lyrics)

My parents always used to tell me that you had to wear clean underwear everyday in case you were in a car accident. I grew up thinking that my underwear could stop traffic

Anon (from people : appearance)

My mom has always painted her nails the exact same color red. When I was a kid, I thought they just grew out that way on ladies, and I always wondered what color mine would be.

maria (from body parts : general)

I used to believe ham came from hamsters. What's worse is I was totally fine with eating it!

Kara (from food : general)

When I was very small, I thought that as we got older, we went back in time. So I figured I'd get to be a gladiator when I grew up.

Jim knows better now (from grown-ups : getting older)

I used to believe that one of my teachers morphed into my cat and spied on me at home. I was always scared to do anything while the cat was watching!

Emz (from animals : cats and dogs)

I used to believe that sleeveless shirts were called I shirts instead of T shirts because the sleeves of T shirts made the T and the lack of sleeves made an I.

Anon (from at home : in my closet)

I used to believe when you had chicken pox, you turned into a chicken

Shirley (from body functions : being ill)