random beliefs

If I pushed the mole on my Grandpa's forehead, his teeth would pop out. I really thought they were connected :)

Kit (from body functions : special powers)

When i was in preschool they served overcooked broccoli (almost yellow in color...ew) and after that I was convinced Cauliflower was just broccoli that got cooked too long and eventually turned white

Page (from food : general)

My son used to think the last line in The Star Spangle Banner was "Play Ball" because the only time he used to hear it was at baseball games

Bobbi (from the world : sport)

When my little brother came home from the hospital, his eyes were closed and I thought he had no eyes. (Iguess it was the first time I saw anyone with his or her eyes closed.)

Anon (from body parts : eyes)

My mom always thought I was fat (I wasn't I was normal.) When I was 3 she told me if I eat more then 3 meals a day I would explode

Anon (from body functions : eating)

When I was 6 i used to think that eating Bananas with bruises on was how you actually got bruises!!

Kat (from body functions : eating)

My great grandmother died when I was 9. I didn't go to the funeral because I thought she'd be a skeleton.

Angela (from death : people)

I used to believe that when a person got old, they turned Italian- as a child the only old people I knew actually spoke Italian, I had never come in contact with a non-Italian senior.

Jennifer Radcliffe (from grown-ups : getting older)

When I was a kid, the song "I fought the Law" (I'm not sure who sang it) but I went years beliving it was "I fought the log, and the log one." I thought it was about a lumberjack.

Anon (from music : misheard lyrics)

I used to believe they used special effects to make movie kisses look real, since obviously they couldn't be forcing actors to really kiss people they weren't in love with.

Elisabeth (from media : films)