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I used to believe that records were the power source for record players.

bob (from science : technology)
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My dad told me that the world was in black and white. Then they invented crayons, and the world was never the same.

Bubs (from the past : history)
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As my surname is Brown, I thought that my family had special food especially for them - Brown sauce and Brown bread

Anon (from food : general)
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I used to think I was a vampire, and that my parents were trying to kill me by making me go to school.

Max (from make-believe : vampires)
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I used to believe that LifeSavers candy REALLY saved lives! I thought when you were sick or hurt all you had to do was eat a LifeSaver and everything would be okay!

CL (from food : sweeties)
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I used to believe my Dad was bald due to sticking his head out of the aeroplane window when he was in the RAF and consequently being scalped by the propeller!

Mark (from body parts : hair)
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I used to believe Mexican food was made from real Mexicans!

Holly W. (from the world : nationalities)
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I was a kid in the 60's, and used to believe that, because male hippies had long hair, all female hippies must have short hair. I just thought the whole point of being a hippie was to be contrary.

Mike (from the past : history)
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I thought an antimacassar was something that blew up macassars, which I assumed was something vaguely low class that rich people who had antimacassars hated.

blnkfrnk (from at home : around the house)
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When I was 3 or 4, I believed that Kermit the Frog was waiting at the foot of my bed with an axe, and would chop off my toes if I let them hang over the edge.

Jay (from at home : under my bed)
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