random beliefs

Until I was 8, I thought Jesus was a woman. They told me he was nice and kind to people. I didn't know any men like that.

Roger Cooke (from religion : characters)

When I was a kid I thought all the wrestlers on tv had oranges under their skin to make them look muscular :)

Anonamoose (from media : tv)

German tiger tanks shot out tigers, the invading army would get mauled to death by all the tigers

Bob (from the past : wars)

I used to believe that the PASS WITH CARE signs on the side of the road meant you were supposed to care about what you were driving past right then.

bananabutt (from transport : road signs)

when i was younger my mam told me she couldn't drink because she was pregnant. i thought she meant every drink and said 'wouldn't you get thirsty?'

i was 3

Anon (from food : drinks)

For thanksgiving my grandmother would always make this red cabbage steu and my aunt told me that it was frog guts. I still wont eat it to this day.

Anon (from food : nasty food)

When I was younger my dad used to tell me that when the ice cream van was playing that tune, it meant he had run out of ice cream! No ice cream for me :(

Kelly (from neighbourhood : ice cream vans)

I thought the dog poo in the street was human poo dropped from aeroplanes

Anon (from transport : aeroplanes)

I used to believe that England was shaped like a Sewing Machine Box, Germany was a Smiling Sun.

Anon (from the world : places)

I used to think those guys in red tunics at the Tower of London fed bees, because they were called Bee-Feeders. Those bees would then, of course, make the honey for the queen's morning toast.

imethisguy (from grown-ups : work)