random beliefs
I used to think that singers couldn't talk-they could only communicate by singing.
I used to believe that you get your taxes done at the taxidermist.
My dad told me the hazard light button was actually for the ejection seat. And we didn't know which one it ejected. Thanks Dad.
I used to belive that BBQ Ribs came from humans. When my older sister and dad ate them i closed my eyes, thinking of the person who gave up a rib for them to eat. I though all the way till i was 12!
When I was very little, I used to believe that when you had an itch, it was due to little men inside your skin who were tickling you with feathers.
Yeah.
when i was a kid we whre told that hoping around a chair on one foot with only one sock on meant that someone was going to die .
I used to believe that Disney World was up in the sky because you have to take an airplane to get there.
I used to believe that "Our Father, who art in heaven" meant that God was also a painter on the side.
I used to believe that beat bobbies wore big helmets so they couldnt fit into patrol cars,so they had to walk!
I used to believe that the Beatles "Let it Be" were singing "letter B" because I had heard that latter version on Sesame Street. I remember that I got into an argument with my mother over it.
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