random beliefs

Everyday after work, my dad would come home and empty the change from his pockets onto the dining room table. I thought this was his wages for the day.

Mar (from the world : money)

I used to believe that if you swallowed bubble gum and then hiccuped, you would slowly fill up with bubbles on the inside until they came out your mouth and nose and ears

Anon (from food : chewing gum)

I used to think that Hebrews came from the Hebrides.

Anon (from the world : nationalities)

I used to believe that the meat dish 'tripe' was lion.

Kent (from food : general)

I used to believe that if I didn't finish my dinner at a restaurant, the chef's feelings would be extremely hurt and he wouldn't allow me back at the restarant because I was mean.

Jessica (from grown-ups : work)

Clouds were made in factories

Rebecca (from nature : weather)

I used to believe there were all sorts of nasty monsters waiting to eat me, but I was safe because Captain James T. Kirk was always there to protect me.

Jonana (from make-believe : monsters)

I used to believe that my school teachers lived inside the school and my school bus driver lived on the bus.

Anon (from school : teachers)

My brother told me that cat's beeped when you squeezed them. (Lightly of course) He'd squeeze them and beep and I thought it was the cat. I thought I was squeezing wrong for some time.

Anon (from animals : cats and dogs)

When I was very little, I asked my dad why there were commercials on TV. He told me it was to give the actors a break in between scenes. Totally bought it for a few years.

Anon (from media : tv)