random beliefs

I used to believe that tiny men lived in shop tills and decided how much each item should cost. I thought that bar codes were their own special language.

Sophie (from the world : money)

i used to believe that a swat team was actually a squat team, because they squated down behind stuff and waited for the bad guys to run out of bullets.

tepix (from the law : police)

I used to think that cars with radios had ants in the boot that sang all the songs and trained for years to change their voices so nobody would know they were there.

Mat (from media : radio)

When I was at primary school I used to believe you could only marry someone who was the same height as you!

Lucy (from grown-ups : marriage)

When I was little I used to think that if one of your nose hairs came out then there now was something in the world that you cant smell anymore.

Anon (from body functions : general)

when was little i used to believe that if you won the grand national you would become prime minister

Anon (from the world : politics)

i used to believe that if i kept my mouth open while sleeping I would swallow either a spider (which you do 7 times a year average) or a small monster looking to inhabit your body.

Nahtiak NZ (from body functions : sleeping)

As an elementary school child I believed that in "Winter Wonder Land" they perspired instead of conspired by the fire.

Anon (from music : misheard lyrics)

I used to believe that if you stepped on a mushroom it would rain.

Anon (from nature : plants)

I thought that ground turkey refered to turkeys grown underground. I wondered why they did that, as they only ever became little strips...

Gobble (from animals : birds)