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I don't know how my parents managed it, but I don't remember a time before I completely understood where babies came from or exactly what sex was. My friends apparently weren't so lucky. During 5th grade sex ed class, my dear girl friend, once she fully comprehended what she was learning, shuddered so hard that she fell off her chair.
When my Bro told me about sex, I thought it was a way if a man couldnt find a bathroom, he could just pee in his wife's "hole"
I use to think that sex and making out were the same thing
I used to beleive when somebody said that they slept with someone I thought it just meant they slept and didn't do anything. So when I told someone I had slept with my ex-girlfreind (we did) she got very angry at me, but I didn't know why.
i used to think that after people had sex they died, so when my sister and i happened upon mom and dad in bed, they were pretending to be asleep when we opened the door, i started crying and convinced my sister they died.
she started screaming and crying then we ran around the house freaking out until my mom miraculously came back to life wearing a bath robe and calmed us down...my sister still kicks me for it.
When I was eight was begging my older brother to tell me what sex was. The nine year old girl from accross the street heard my plight and whispered it in my ear when my nrother wasn't looking. For about two years I thought sex was a man and is wife lying naked in bed together.*
*they had to be under the covers and sleeping.
I used to think that having sex meant leaving your penis inside a woman's vagina overnight and peeing in your sleep.
When I was about five, my mother told me that a brothel was a place where prostitutes made soup. It took me years to catch on.
Having bugged my mum on a really long car drive for about an hour on how ladies got pregnant she snapped and yelled 'Becuase a man puts his penis in her vagina!'. Being very young I didn't know about erections, but i did know that the vagina was hidden away between the legs so I came to the horrific conclusion that the man and woman's legs had to be broken so that the penis could get at the vagina! I wondered why anyone would go through that to have a child.
When I was young, some of my cousin's were teasing me about one of my friends who were a girl. They said do u have sex with her at midnight? So i thought it was a tease word. So at the car, i asked my parents that question, and got into big trouble
When I was around seven or eight, my best friend decided that having sex is where you pee into each other. I was really concerned at this point because I didn't want to pee in front of anyone, especially a boy for that matter. My house is an open household so my mother would walk in while I was peeing all the time. After this news about sex I wouldn't let anybody in while I was using the bathroom.
I finally confronted my mother and she gave me the whole story including a book; 'Our Bodies, Ourselves'. So I knew way too much about sex early on. I told my friend and she felt as awkward as I did.
Though I'm almost twenty now and I'm still freaked out about peeing in front or within earshot of other people.
This one is about my sister. My family and family of my family all used to hang out together. One day my sister who was about 9 at the time came crying to my mom that a cousin of a family member who was 13 had sex with her. My mom was in shock, the boy denied it of course. My mom then asked her what he did. She said he fell on her. She was convinced because he was on top of her they had sex.
when i was a young teen me and my friend both thought that hiv/aids were caught when two sperms came in touch with each other and then traveled into the body.We thought this as we heard a lot of gay men had these virurses.
I used to believe that in order to have sex, you had to be completely naked. I mean, totally naked. I thought if there was any piece of clothing or accessory, it wasn't sex.
So, when I saw titanic, and that Rose had on her earrings during the sex scene, I knew that they couldn't possibly be having sex.
Okay, when I asked my mother where babys came from, she told me that a man and a womans body would come together, and that would create a baby.
Well, by bodies, I thought she meant stomachs, so I thought that if you hugged a guy, that you could get pregnant.
I couldn't imagine why hugging was so acceptable.
Up till even past where I knew what happens during an orgasm, I used to think my mom had some serious nightmare problems some nights and would start moaning in fear. I even told her this, and she hesitated, but then supported my belief with wide eyes.
Boy was I nauseous when I put two and two together Valentine's Day night...
when i was really little, like 5, my mom got a vibrator from my aunt as a joke and i found it and thought it was one of those back massager things and so i was massaging myself with it for a minute until she came into the bathroom and took it away. lol, maybe ill remind her of this when im older.
As a small child, the only knowledge I had about sex was that it was something done while naked and it was usually done in the bedroom. I figured that the bedroom was a suitable place solely for its privacy, because for years I thought sex was something you did standing up! Sadly, I did not learn the difference until I saw the movie "Spanglish".
until just last year i thought sodomy was somehow related to the bible and that it wasn't anything to do with what it really is. I made the mistake of asking my very religious grandmother what it meant. that was a very awkward conversation...
I used to think dildos was a kind of spanish rice based on it's placement in La Vie Boheme