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i bilievd that the penis had to go into the womans butt.

Anon
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Growing up in the jump and praise the lord... stomp your feet, get filled with the holy ghost church life, we always had the classic pipe organ looming above us from the pews while the preacher droned on about who knows what and some blind man resembling Stevie Wonder pounded away on the damn thing.

We felt so proud to have one because not every church in our slum-like nieghborhood could even dream to afford an organ.

To beat the boredom. Me and a bunch of other "sinners" lol, would talk about sex. (Or what we thought was sex.) i know we must've sounded like a bunch of Booboo the Fools, who didn't know what the heck what we were takling about but we wanted to sound "manly" or "womanly"

One day some lug nut proudly boasted that they had an "orgasm" in the bathroom. Being the sheltered kid that i was, and lacking the street smarts my other friends so graciaously possessed, I took one look at the pipe organ and assumed "orgasm" was just another "fancy hip" word for a pipe organ. Hence the two sounded so much the same (Gee, im smart.)

Anyways this theory stayed with me... until Christmas time that is. Being the musical person I am, I wouldn't think it would be a bad idea if i could own a pipe "orgasm" of my very own. Imagine the pastor's surprise and my mother's face when I came out and said that I wanted to get an "orgasm" for Christmas. Of course i used "orgasm" to show of my profound knowledge.(Like I said before, i was smart.)

The pastor's eyes just about fell on the floor, my mother hit me with her purse... and my fellow "friends" laughed their asses off when word of my orgasm wish hit the streets of my small neighborhood. Lets just say going back to school was tough.

Yeah... I can still hear them laughing and every time I come down to visit someone always says "Hey Richie... you still want that orgasm?"



Orgasm Man
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when i was 5 i once asked my mom about sex, so she told me that sex "was when the daddy gives the mommy a seed and she eats it, so therefere, she becomes pregnant"..i always though that a man would pee out a see and a woman would just eat it, they wouldnt even have to get naked for this ceremony..i also thought that when people wanted to have sex, just for fun, they would get on a bed [fully dressed], the woman would get on top of a man, and just bounce on his stomach..i even tried it with my guy friend when i was six [my grandma walked in on us!]..haha its hillarious looking back on it now

embarassed
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starting from when i was 6 till when i was about 14 i always thought that masterbation was a sin and that i would go to hell if i ever touched myself..i knew that it felt good but i was scared just because i thought that i was the only one doing it and i was dirty..boy, was i wrong

Ann
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i used to believe that "lesbian" was a religion. i guess because it sounds like it would be a religious name... i found out when i was 8 what it really meant, which of course led to more questions....

tizzle time!
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When i was little i wanted to watch Snow White, so i got the video and put it on. It wasent Snow White though. It was porn, but i didnt know it. I watched about 10 minutes of it, i'd got bored. I saw women licking what looked like ice cream cones with no ice cream in, so i got my mum. For then on i thought sex was painful for girls having to stick a pointy ice cream cone up your bum!

isabelle
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When I was in my early teen years, I used to think that if you have sex and ejaculate alot, eventually you would run out of semen and become unfertile.

Stevensonbak
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When I was a kid, before sex ed, I thought having sex meant a man would pee inside a woman.

Jesi
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I used to think that when adults were in bed laying back to back, putting their buttocks together, they were doing something forbidden and "nasty" - perhaps even having sex!

Anon
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when i was 11 i still didnt know what sed was and i had my period already. So one day my bf and i were in my backyard place and he asked me if i had sex yet. I told him i didnt even know what it was yet. He said it was a very complicated process where the man licked the woman's clitoris. I asked him why he brought this up and he said he wanted to have sex. I told him id think about it and that night i said to my mother,"Bobby wants to lick my clitoris. Would i get in trouble?"

Jordynn
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When I was little (about 3) I asked my mum what sex was, she said it was chocolates for mummies and daddies.

So, on my mum's birthday I went to the shops and asked for some, the lady kindly told me what sex was.

oops!

Anon
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yea so i just turned 16 and last year near homecoming [14] i was getting my nails done, and then i picked up this magazine for woman [in the middle of the table, why it was there, no idea] and i turned the page to find in big letters G-SPOT, and i was like "Mom whats a G-spot?" in front of everyone, i have never seen her turn so red&&quiet and so many giggling woman...

when we were in the car she told me what a gspot was, how it was "a girl part that makes you sexually pleasured" and i thought i got it after that...but i didnt..

so a few days later were dropping off my friend when my mom brought up the story with the g-spot, then i was like "Yea my g-spot is right here" then i pointed at my neck [i get turned on when kissed right there] and then my friend looked at me weird and it took me 5 seconds to laugh and go haha just kidding.

i didnt learn what a g-spot was until i read a romance story saying what it was...

Brandiii[3
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In my early teens, i didn't know what 'cum' meant. So i would always spell "come" as "cum" thinking it was just a shorter way of spelling "come". I felt so stupid when i learned the true meaning behind my spelling.

Anon
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Whn i was in grade two all the cool kids knew about sex. I had heard about but was really confused about how babys were made. i thought you had to have sex for longer if you wanted to be pregnant and less time if you did not want to be pregnant. i was really confused until i found an open condom on my parents bedsidetable. I was really stupid.

Anon
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I used to believe Heterosexual meant Lesbian.

Jerry
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when I was little and didnt learn about sex yet I thought that a guy rubs his...thing...on a girls boobs to get her pregnant...dont ask....

heheh
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when I was 14 I knew this guy, he was about 14 or 15, his parents didn't give him "the talk" yet and he believed that sex is putting his penis in a woman's belly button. I felt bad for my friend who was dating him, me and her personally had to give him the talk

Anon
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My boyfriend and I used to often get naked together and touch each others private parts. We were 13 back then (we had a very intense relationship!). Not long after, my teacher said that you can get diseases also by touching and masturbating the other person (which we also did). We always went very careful but that scared me a lot! It took a lot of persuasion from my friends to tell me it wasn't true.

Jenny
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When I was in first grade, my friend told me that in order to have sex, a guy must knock out the girl with a 2x4.

So I guess I learnt about rape before I learnt about sex. Sad, huh?

Mags
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I used to believe that the vagina was just a huge circle in the middle of the body. In health in fifth grade, they said that a penis goes into the vagina, which is a hole in the girls body, and sperm comes out. Until i started watching late-night HBO, i thought that during sex, the penis would go into the hole, and ejaculate without touching the sides, kindof like operation.

Mark
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