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When I was little I thought that french kissing was smooshing your lips together and moving your head around a lot
My weird childhood ideas about sex came from a book about baby-making that was supposed to clear things up. From looking at the pictures I figured out that the man must have to squish his penis into the woman's vagina using his fingers (I knew what a penis looked like, but I hadn't heard of an erection). After that they would just lay still in the bed, smiling with their eyes half closed, staring at their genitals until they fell asleep or got bored, I guess. It all seemed kind of creepy.
i used to believe that when i put my barbie and ken in a cupboard together naked they would magically come to life and have sex. I would always secretly peek to see if they were and if they weren't i just thought that they weren't in the mood.
When I was little I thought that sex was just a man and a woman taking off their clothes and sleeping in the same bed
I used to think that when two people had sex they would just lay in the bed with no clothes on.. i never knew what else they did til i got a little older
for the longest time, i thought that the man and woman had to breathe together(like, inhale and exhale into each other's mouth at the same pace) for the woman to get pregnant. why?...
when i was in kindergarten, we went to a chicken farm. we were going to hatch eggs so we took a tour of the farm. when the lady giving the tour talked about the chickens "breeding," i thought she said "breathing." i was only five!!
use to think sex was just kissing
i bilievd that the penis had to go into the womans butt.
Growing up in the jump and praise the lord... stomp your feet, get filled with the holy ghost church life, we always had the classic pipe organ looming above us from the pews while the preacher droned on about who knows what and some blind man resembling Stevie Wonder pounded away on the damn thing.
We felt so proud to have one because not every church in our slum-like nieghborhood could even dream to afford an organ.
To beat the boredom. Me and a bunch of other "sinners" lol, would talk about sex. (Or what we thought was sex.) i know we must've sounded like a bunch of Booboo the Fools, who didn't know what the heck what we were takling about but we wanted to sound "manly" or "womanly"
One day some lug nut proudly boasted that they had an "orgasm" in the bathroom. Being the sheltered kid that i was, and lacking the street smarts my other friends so graciaously possessed, I took one look at the pipe organ and assumed "orgasm" was just another "fancy hip" word for a pipe organ. Hence the two sounded so much the same (Gee, im smart.)
Anyways this theory stayed with me... until Christmas time that is. Being the musical person I am, I wouldn't think it would be a bad idea if i could own a pipe "orgasm" of my very own. Imagine the pastor's surprise and my mother's face when I came out and said that I wanted to get an "orgasm" for Christmas. Of course i used "orgasm" to show of my profound knowledge.(Like I said before, i was smart.)
The pastor's eyes just about fell on the floor, my mother hit me with her purse... and my fellow "friends" laughed their asses off when word of my orgasm wish hit the streets of my small neighborhood. Lets just say going back to school was tough.
Yeah... I can still hear them laughing and every time I come down to visit someone always says "Hey Richie... you still want that orgasm?"
when i was 5 i once asked my mom about sex, so she told me that sex "was when the daddy gives the mommy a seed and she eats it, so therefere, she becomes pregnant"..i always though that a man would pee out a see and a woman would just eat it, they wouldnt even have to get naked for this ceremony..i also thought that when people wanted to have sex, just for fun, they would get on a bed [fully dressed], the woman would get on top of a man, and just bounce on his stomach..i even tried it with my guy friend when i was six [my grandma walked in on us!]..haha its hillarious looking back on it now
starting from when i was 6 till when i was about 14 i always thought that masterbation was a sin and that i would go to hell if i ever touched myself..i knew that it felt good but i was scared just because i thought that i was the only one doing it and i was dirty..boy, was i wrong
i used to believe that "lesbian" was a religion. i guess because it sounds like it would be a religious name... i found out when i was 8 what it really meant, which of course led to more questions....
When i was little i wanted to watch Snow White, so i got the video and put it on. It wasent Snow White though. It was porn, but i didnt know it. I watched about 10 minutes of it, i'd got bored. I saw women licking what looked like ice cream cones with no ice cream in, so i got my mum. For then on i thought sex was painful for girls having to stick a pointy ice cream cone up your bum!
When I was in my early teen years, I used to think that if you have sex and ejaculate alot, eventually you would run out of semen and become unfertile.
When I was a kid, before sex ed, I thought having sex meant a man would pee inside a woman.
I used to think that when adults were in bed laying back to back, putting their buttocks together, they were doing something forbidden and "nasty" - perhaps even having sex!
when i was 11 i still didnt know what sed was and i had my period already. So one day my bf and i were in my backyard place and he asked me if i had sex yet. I told him i didnt even know what it was yet. He said it was a very complicated process where the man licked the woman's clitoris. I asked him why he brought this up and he said he wanted to have sex. I told him id think about it and that night i said to my mother,"Bobby wants to lick my clitoris. Would i get in trouble?"
When I was little (about 3) I asked my mum what sex was, she said it was chocolates for mummies and daddies.
So, on my mum's birthday I went to the shops and asked for some, the lady kindly told me what sex was.
yea so i just turned 16 and last year near homecoming  i was getting my nails done, and then i picked up this magazine for woman [in the middle of the table, why it was there, no idea] and i turned the page to find in big letters G-SPOT, and i was like "Mom whats a G-spot?" in front of everyone, i have never seen her turn so red&&quiet and so many giggling woman...
when we were in the car she told me what a gspot was, how it was "a girl part that makes you sexually pleasured" and i thought i got it after that...but i didnt..
so a few days later were dropping off my friend when my mom brought up the story with the g-spot, then i was like "Yea my g-spot is right here" then i pointed at my neck [i get turned on when kissed right there] and then my friend looked at me weird and it took me 5 seconds to laugh and go haha just kidding.
i didnt learn what a g-spot was until i read a romance story saying what it was...
In my early teens, i didn't know what 'cum' meant. So i would always spell "come" as "cum" thinking it was just a shorter way of spelling "come". I felt so stupid when i learned the true meaning behind my spelling.