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By the time I was 5, I had figured out that in order to produce a baby the "daddy parts" somehow had to touch the "mommy parts". I was very confused as to how this occurred though, as I believed that the daddy and the mommy had to lie down on the floor butt to butt, and that this action would trigger the "baby making switch". Furthermore, I thought the "daddy parts" were pointy like a knife, but with a bee stinger at the end...that was how I rationalized the strange noises I sometimes heard from my parents' room at night.
When i was 5 years old, i had a 15 year old brother and he was always trying to teach me innappropriate things. Once he said something about sex, but i got the wrong idea and i thought sex was a food.
One day, my mom asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
I said, "I want sex!"
At about 10 years old, I understood the concept of 'gay' people. I'd heard the word 'homosexual', and knew what it meant. However, I'd never encountered the word 'heterosexual' and thought it was another word for 'lesbian'. In school once, we were told that some of us might be homosexual and others heterosexual. I raised my hand and said: 'So, we'll all like people of the same gender?'
Up until my freshman year of highschool I didn't know sex involved penetration. I just thought the people rubbed really hard back and forth. What was I thinking?
Because my parents would always turn the channel or remove me from the room if a sex scene ever came on T.V., I thought that sex was this awful thing that my parents were trying to keep out of the house. I thought that if you had sex, you would go to hell. Then one day, I accidentally walked in on my parents having sex, and I was so convinced that they were going to hell that I cried for hours. My mom decided to have "the sex talk" with me at somewhat of a young age because of this. I now have a baby of my own, and I plan on taking a different approach.
I used to beleive that sex involved a man and a woman lying in bed naked and the man would pee a little...and I wondered why men would want to do that so much.
I also thought that guys wanted sex so they could have kids...it's exactly the opposite, however.
And I also thought that masturbation was rubbing your hands together
When I was about 6 or 7, I had a toy doctor's kit that included some patient's details forms. I filled one in, + in the section for 'sex' I put 'none'.
When my Mother questioned me about this, I said 'Oh, I thought it was asking if I had a boyfriend.'
She looked a bit taken aback.
When i was six, my friend and i would play "father and daughter" (i was the daughter, he was the father). One time he said "daughter, go have sex or something!" i looked at him, confused, and said "six?"
"no, sex" he said. when i asked what it was, he said its when a mom and a dad suck on each others private parts to make babies. I was the youngest of 3, so i thought my mom and dad sucked on each other 3 times.
I used to think that screwing was when you put your tongue in a boy's/girl's mouth and screw it around like a screwdriver.
i used to believe that when in singles advertisements people put down "BDSM" they meant "big dick, small man". I always found myself imagining a little pixie or something with like a six-foot long manhood.
When i was four I heard my older brother say puff and he told me what it ment.I aways thought that for a women to be pregnant, you had a pillow fight,so that when you hit the womens tummy a baby went in.Then when i slept at my friends house to sleep she said"Lets have a pillow fight" so i said"You trying to get me pregnant you puff"I didnt find out the truth until i was five.Uhhhhhhhhh!
when I was little I heard the term "He was inside me" somehow in conjuntion with "got me pregnant"
and till I was about 9 I believed that to get a woman pregnant you have to get inside of her completely
I figured it out after my teacher showed us her pregnant stomach and we met he 6'5 husband (she was 5'4 or so)
when i was in school there was this guy called Gary, in class one day the boys were talking about their girlfriends & the subject of orgasms was raised, Gary proudly said that his mother had "got one for x-mas & you should hear the tunes she can play on it", we think he ment electronic organ, i hope..!
I used to believe that sex and french kissing were both just making out.
i used to believe that during intercourse the man and woman just jumped on each other and that the penis and the vagina were just to pee
I had my first orgasm when I was 13, and I was terrified that I had broken something... I was scared for months afterwards.
When I was little, I firmly believed that to have sex, it was like putting a hot dog in a bun: The man would carefully lay his flaccid penis in the woman's labia (no penetration) and they'd move around... thanks to gaps in sex ed (they just assume we know how it's done!) I didn't figure out I was wrong till I saw my first porn movie at 13 :$
When I was little I thought sex meant sleep since that's what it seemed like in movies. One day when I was sleeping with my dad my mom asked from another room "what are you doing?" and i said "I'm having sex with my dad!"
i used to believe that if you have sex for too long, the penis would stay in your vagina
At a young age, I used to think of the day when I would have a wife and I wondered how I would go about initiating "the deed". I couldn't imagine what I would say to her or how to ask. How embarrassing! It never occurred to me that girls would one day WANT to have sex.