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When i was six, my friend and i would play "father and daughter" (i was the daughter, he was the father). One time he said "daughter, go have sex or something!" i looked at him, confused, and said "six?"
"no, sex" he said. when i asked what it was, he said its when a mom and a dad suck on each others private parts to make babies. I was the youngest of 3, so i thought my mom and dad sucked on each other 3 times.
I used to think that screwing was when you put your tongue in a boy's/girl's mouth and screw it around like a screwdriver.
i used to believe that when in singles advertisements people put down "BDSM" they meant "big dick, small man". I always found myself imagining a little pixie or something with like a six-foot long manhood.
When i was four I heard my older brother say puff and he told me what it ment.I aways thought that for a women to be pregnant, you had a pillow fight,so that when you hit the womens tummy a baby went in.Then when i slept at my friends house to sleep she said"Lets have a pillow fight" so i said"You trying to get me pregnant you puff"I didnt find out the truth until i was five.Uhhhhhhhhh!
when I was little I heard the term "He was inside me" somehow in conjuntion with "got me pregnant"
and till I was about 9 I believed that to get a woman pregnant you have to get inside of her completely
I figured it out after my teacher showed us her pregnant stomach and we met he 6'5 husband (she was 5'4 or so)
when i was in school there was this guy called Gary, in class one day the boys were talking about their girlfriends & the subject of orgasms was raised, Gary proudly said that his mother had "got one for x-mas & you should hear the tunes she can play on it", we think he ment electronic organ, i hope..!
I used to believe that sex and french kissing were both just making out.
i used to believe that during intercourse the man and woman just jumped on each other and that the penis and the vagina were just to pee
I had my first orgasm when I was 13, and I was terrified that I had broken something... I was scared for months afterwards.
When I was little, I firmly believed that to have sex, it was like putting a hot dog in a bun: The man would carefully lay his flaccid penis in the woman's labia (no penetration) and they'd move around... thanks to gaps in sex ed (they just assume we know how it's done!) I didn't figure out I was wrong till I saw my first porn movie at 13 :$
When I was little I thought sex meant sleep since that's what it seemed like in movies. One day when I was sleeping with my dad my mom asked from another room "what are you doing?" and i said "I'm having sex with my dad!"
i used to believe that if you have sex for too long, the penis would stay in your vagina
At a young age, I used to think of the day when I would have a wife and I wondered how I would go about initiating "the deed". I couldn't imagine what I would say to her or how to ask. How embarrassing! It never occurred to me that girls would one day WANT to have sex.
When I was really little, I used to think that when a man and a woman had sex, the man stuck his penis to the woman's nipple. Once I got older, I knew sex involved a penis and a vagaina, but I didn't understand the aspect of a man's penis being "up", I understood that a man was "hard" during sex, but I didn't know it also went up. I ALSO didn't know that the man's penis actually went into the woman's vagina, I thought it just laid on top to the woman's vagina and the sperm trickled into the vagina...
When I was 9 or somewhere around there, a friend of mine who's mother was a doctor and apparantly told him "everything" said that in order to have sex, you had to get a boner and then when you peed, white fluid would come out. I pictured a long, thin, hollow piece of bone that you would put up against your penis, then pee out of, and the boner would change the pee into semen.
I knew sex had something to do with the penis but I didn't know what and I also knew you can have sex for fun and not get kids. When I was 12 my friend told me that every time you do a french kiss, your penis will erect so I believed that to have sex without getting kids you have to french kiss a girl. Not long after that I had a date with my girlfriend and when we started getting really close I asked her if she wanted to have sex with me. For some unnatural coincidence she thought sex was the same thing I thought it was (wierd!!)! So we french kissed and I got a really big erection. It felt really good for both of us so we had "sex" a couple of times in the next few months. We were soooo embarrassed when we found out the truth but we laughed about it later.
When I was 10 years old, my friend's mother took her daughter and I to see "The Object of My Affection". There was one "sexual" scene in the movie, in which the woman and the guy are in bed together. The woman kissed the guy's stomach (when I asked my friend what she was doing, she replied, "That means she wants to have sex!") and proceeded to kiss the guy along his torso. In the next scene, the audience finds out the woman is pregnant. For three months after seeing the movie, I firmly believed that if you kiss a man all along his chest and torso, that was considered having "sex" and would impregnate a woman! (after all, they didn't show "sex" in the movie)
i used to believe that "Douching"was just another word for masturbation. One day during football practice, one of my friends yelled out, " Hey Baker... did you douche last night?", I would always say something like "Yeah, Like 5 times!!"
it was only until I was 16 that i found out what a douche really was
I used to think that sex was just 2 people hugging when they were naked - oops!
When I was little I misheard one of my friends older sisters saying lesbians, and we thought it was laguardians. A little bit later, I learned that it was really lesbian, but still secretly believed that laguardia was a tiny country in yeurope where all lesbians live. Im a newyorker, so when my family and I went to laguardia airport to go visit my aunt in Wyoming, you can imagine my parents suprise when I asked the girl porter if she was a lesbian!