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I used to believe sex was a guy just humping a girl naked. i had know idea that sperm comes out of the penis tili was like 13 and started masturbating.
sexybeast
I used to believe doggy-style was anal sex... I believed this all through high school.
Anon
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up until i was about ten, i thought that unisex salons were places where people would go to have sex and i was too embarassed to ask if my assumption was right, i just kind of let it sit in my head and didn't say anything about it.
urnewbuddee
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The sex ed program at my elementary school taught us in 5th grade that you could get diseases from having sex - like AIDS - as well as getting pregnant. However, I somehow assumed that you could get AIDS from having sex with ANYONE - whether or not they had the HIV virus! I wondered why anyone would want to do something so dangerous.
Reihelen
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I was 8 or so and had a lot of books about cats. One of them had a section on breeding cats, with an illustration of two cats mating and a caption like, "the male introduces the penis into the female's vagina", or something along those lines. I said to my mom, "That's what cats do, but what do people do?" She told me that people did the same thing, but seemed reluctant to explain further. I was completely baffled, because I couldn't imagine any situation when a man would insert his penis into a woman's vagina. I figured maybe it could happen by accident, like if they were walking and accidentally bumped into each other at a certain angle, it would be like, "Whoops, my penis accidentally entered your vagina, sorry!"
andrea
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A friend told me all about humping when I was 8 or 9. It involved two people taking their pants off of course. Then one would lay down and the other one would jump on top of that person. To demonstrate he planned to jump from the handicap bathroom stall bar, which was about 3 off of the ground. He landed hard on me with all of his body weight. I decided that humping wasn't such a great thing that day.
Lee
When I was little I used to think that the reason the man had to be on top during sex was because his pee-pee had to hang down.
Until I was about 12 or 13, I believed that having sex was literlly sleeping with another person naked.
Michelle
When i had 12 my mother gives me the first sex talk. Explained me that to make babies the boy penis get big and expel semen instead of urine. A few months later I wake up excited and need to pee, so I stand up, run to the bathroom while saying: mom look my semen.
psa
When I was younger, I thought sex was just touching sexual...instruments together. I don't think I learned otherwise until I stumbled upon some dirty pictures on my dad's computer. XD
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I used to believe that there was always a baby inside a girl, just waiting to come out. Whenever I went to the bathroom, I'd be too scared to poop because I thought that if I pushed too hard, a baby would come out, fall in the toilet and drown.
Laura
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When I was like 10/11 I thought after reading a immoral article that read:
*lila was having sexual inteercourse with paul* and while the lila and paul were doing that a nother person, micheal was masturabating. I thought masturbating was like conducting their sex moves like in an ochestra! oh my gosh lol, boy I no now.
Master-Orchestra!
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When I was little... we passed a sign that said "dolls, dolls, dolls" I was so excited that I tol my dad I wanted to go get a baby doll from there. My dad then explained those were grown-up dolls... that just made me want one more. I asked every day for a week... until my mom finally said that those were grown ups who wore doll clothes... even then I said "dress up?" She said it wasn't that kind of place!
Rather Not Say
I used to believe that sex was made with the Female's urinating area, not the vagina
Cortny
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When I was about 8 a friend at school told me that sex was when a man pissed inside a woman. I confidently told him that this was rubbish and informed him that the man sprayed semen inside the woman and that semen was a kind of milk
when I was 10 my brother told me about the birds and the bees. The story was that Burt Renalds and Sally Field were in his bedroom naked. It was a nice hot day, so the bedroom window was open. The two of them were kissing standing up at the end of the bed and a bee came in through the window stung Burt on the bum, he fell in top of Sally, they both came crashing down onto the bed. Sally hit her head on the head board and all she saw was birds flying around her head. Thats the story of the birds and the bees
i used to believe that if you had sex one time then u were going to die in the next 7 days so when my mom and dad got together i would freak becuase i would think they would die in the 7 days!
sarasponda
when i was in 8th grade i didnt know alot because i didnt have many freinds that told me stuff so one of my freinds had a saying on her binder that said save a horse ride a cowboy and on thanksgiving my grandpa was telling jokes so i said "my freind has on her binder save a horse ride a cowboy isnt that funny" my grandpa said not for those of us with prevetive minds i still dont know how that pervetive?
aah loves ndb
In about third grade, my mom was talking to one of ehr friends about the neighbors (Jennifer and Jennifer) and how they were homosexuals. I asked my mom why thier mom would have two kids and name them both Jennifer. I thought homosexuals was home-o-sexuals and I thought that Jen and Jen were sisters. I was so embarrased.
Samantha
When I was 12, the popular kids started talking about porn. I didn't know what they meant, so for the longest time, I thought that they were talking about KoRn (the band). I didn't know much about the band either, so their conversations sounded very interesting! And my friends were just as clueless!
how naive i was...
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