sex

I must have been told by someone somewhere sometime as a little kid that sex was evil, I mean an illegal, punishable offense.
One day I was playing in the backyard with an older neighbor kid (he was like 13 and I was around 7) and he asked me if I would ever have sex. I was horrified, said NO WAY, sex is bad! LOL Then he said, "Well come on, your parents have had sex, they've had sex 3 times" Being the oldest of 3 siblings I had no idea what he meant but was just so offended that he could accuse my parents of such a thing!

Angry Sar

When I was around eight, I went to the doctor with my parents and while waiting for the doctor I was amusing myself by filling out different surveys from the magazines they provide. I filled out my name, age and so on, but when it came to sex I thought they were asking if I had participated in sex before. I of course put NO. I didn't no I had done anything funny until my mom tells the family what I did at our next family gathering.

KC

I used to think just be seeing someone naked you had sex with them

Anon

when i was a kid i used to believe that sex involved a lot of rubbing n you could do it with your clothes on...when i found out that the guy had to go inside the girl i was more than i little freaked out and couldn't help but wonder where it went. Haha how silly i was...

questionsleep

when I was little we went to visit our cousins who lived in amsterdam and I saw lots of women in tents(we got lost one morning in the red light district) and I asked what they were doing and my mother replied that they were selling their bodies for money, and up until I was 10 I thought that prostitution was when you get a doctor to cut off your body parts and give sew them onto someone else who got sick or lost theirs in an accident or something, and I never understood how the police and government could be so evil as to ban prostitution.

Anon

I remember when I was little I think about four or five , I started asking my mom the question all parents must fear. "Mom...where do babies come from" and she kept putting me off, saying that when I was older she would tell me. I would let it go for a few months and ask again, thinking I was indeed older and always put off with the same thing. This went on for about two years or so until we got HBO...I had most of the details screwed up, but I indeed stopped asking where babies came from.

Rosebud Angel

I used to believe that if you fingered your self you could get prgnet. So every time I got im the bath tube I use to make my self think my stomach was getting bigger.

Alexiis

I used to believe that when my parents had sex, it was painfull because of the noises they made. I used to think my dad was abusing my mum.

Super Sarah

I used to think (when I was very little... about 7 or so) that a guy's penis would be sort of stuck in a barbed fashion until fertilisation (unless you wore a condom). I think I was confusing humans with cats. Incidently my cat had a few kittens arouind that time.

Anon

I used to believe autonecrophilia (sexual deviation, when you fantasize about yourself being dead) is sexual interest in car wrecks!

Driver

When I was a little, innocent kid I used to believe that people were having sex when they slept together. I mean, LITERALLY slep together. At christmas my mum and I would stay with my grandparents and share a bed but one year I refused because I thought I would get pregnant! Mum chose not to fill me in.... And I thought that if you really wanted to get preggers, putting the thing in the other thing was a sure fire way. Oh how stupid and naive I was....

liz

i used to think when 2 gay guys had 'sex' they just humped each other through their cloths... until jerry springer corrected me x_X

Danny

When I was young, I though Madonna invented sex!

Mike Maraventano

When I was younger I used to believe that masturbation would get you pregnant. I would still do it even though I thought I was going to get pregnant and I would worry untill that time of month came and I was so relived. funny thing is every month i would still think I got pregnant and hope and pray that I wasn't. silly me.....

Stupid young innocent angel

When I was just old enough to know what sex was, but too young to understand it at all, I didn't know there was any movement involved in sex, or that it took any time. I thought that one part inserted into the other part and that was it, done, they just stand there or something.

Anon