sex

I used to believe that a man got a woman pregnant by lying in the same bed with her, and then while they were sleeping, the sperm would come marching out of the man's penis like a line of soldier ants and march across the sheets over to the woman and into her vagina. Couldn't see what all the fuss over sex was about - you were asleep while it happened!

Chalky

Whem I was younger I knew the penis went into the vagina but I thought it went into the pee hole and I wondered how the hole would stretch so much

Vicky

i used to believe when i was young that u could become pregnant by just kissing someone...and soO i wore a scarf over my face for a whole month before my parents set meeh straight on that idea...

mon

When my friends and I were in the seventh grade, our science teacher, thinking she was being clever, reminded us right before a test not to leave the "n" and "i" out of "organism" (if that seems unusual, just keep in mind that we live in Ohio). Well, one of my friends, not knowing very much about that sort of thing, asks the teacher what she means. The teacher replies "It spells 'orgasm'. Friend asks, "What's that?" Teacher gets out the dictionary and, thinking that she'll just tell her whatever it says there, looks it up. Reads it. "A very powerful spasm". She gives up at this point, and tells her to ask her parents when she gets home. I know that this will not work, since her parents are very religious and don't let her watch movies rated higher than PG. Fast-forward to the middle of the day, while we're in the cafeteria. I ask her if she's found out yet. She hasn't. My other friend, who also knows, but, like me, doesn't want to tell her, tells me to explain it. I try to do the best I can, so I ask her if she's ever watched "When Harry Met Sally". (It's one of my least favorite movies, but at least it would get the point across.) She hasn't seen it, and I remember that it's rated R. Since that didn't work, you now go to Plan B. Excecpt there is no Plan B other that telling her to go ask someone else. Now she says "What is it? What's an orgasm?!" very loudly, causing us to both laugh and pray that no teachers overheard us. So she goes and asks someone else, and when they come back, I ask if she knows now. "Yes, I know." "Well, what is it then?" "Tiffany says it's when you're really horny". So I ask Tiffany the same question. I get the same answer. I give up.

Anon

When I was about 11 my older brothers found a porno movie in my parents bedroom and made me watch it. WEll, being completely naive about sex at that time, when the man ejaculated, i exclaimed, " He's peeing on her!!!!!" My brothers started cracking up and to this day (and I am almost 30) I have not lived that down. Of course it's one story my parents never knew about, because it would mean admitting snooping in their bedroom!!!!

scarred for life

When I was younger, probably about seven, a very devious friend of mine told me that being RAPED meant that you were attacked in a restroom and wrapped up like a mummy in toilet paper. I figured out the truth when my girl scout troop accidently ended up in the public seating of a rape trial. Thanks a lot Eden!

Emily

when i was very young i thought the sex was when a girl just stared at a boy for a few days then had a baby!

yoyo

I USED TO BELIEVE THAT KISSING WAS SEX. SO WHEN I WAS KISSED ON THE CHEEK IN FIFTH GRADE, I THOUGHT WE HAD F*ED ON THE CHEEK

BIGGEST IDIOT EVER

When I was about nine years old my friend told me that men do it to you when you are asleep, for years I was afraid to fall asleep in front of a boy.

Anon

I used to wonder how a man kept from urinating inside the woman during sex

brad

When I was a young grade school girl in the '60's, I always wondered what a penis looked like. I imagined it to be like a 7 inch nightcrawler protruding from a hairless crotch, ending with a shaggy 3 inch main of hair. A sort of pornographic Dr. Seuss visualization. I had nightmares about coming into personal contact/confrontation with one of these strange creatures.

glinda

i used to think that to show their middle finger mean the size of their penis.

Steven - Thailand

I used to think that when I got done masturbating, my penis would explode.For the record, I am uncircumcised.

Johnny R.

When I was little, I asked someone what sex was, and they told me, "When two people put their private parts together." I misunderstood and thought that a man had to place his penis between a woman's breasts and just lie there until the baby was made.

Lucky