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WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS-OLD, MY PARENTS TOLD ME THAT IF I KISSED A BOY, I WOULD GET COODIES. THEY TOLD ME THAT IF I GOT COODIES, I WOULD HAVE A BAD-HAIR-DAY FOR 25 YEARS IN A ROW & THEY WOYLD NEVER LET ME LEAVE THE HOUSE EVER AGAIN!
AS YOU CAN TELL I WAS STUPID.:-)
i used to think(up til i was 13 or so) that my parents never had sex...that it was only something others did....i guess i was wrong...what do you think??
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my friend used to believe that a dominatrix was a person who dominated or was in charge of Trix cereal, like they got to pick the colors and flavors and shapes that went in every box. she was very perplexed when i disillusioned her.
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My younger brother thought that having sex was just being naked. My dad was taking a shower and my little bro told my mom that dad was having sex in the bathroom.
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I used to think that adults were forced into a dungeon once a year to have sex; because when I was 7, I remember thinking that boys were so gross.
As a child my definition of "sex" was when a woman drank a man's urine.....suppose I saw oral sex on television a few times, and that is how I came up with that idea. I did not know what sex actually was untill I was about 9, give or take a year!
I used to believe that sex is to embrace someone and start making noices...My parents did never speak about sex with me and my sister so we made our own theory for sex...
When I was 10 I read a romance nouvelle that my mom had(in secret of course). I have to say that I was VERY confused, but I keep on reading in secret my mom's romance books. I think that I learned a lot of these books and when my mom decided to tell me about sex when I was 14, I knew the most(but I didn't tell her that).
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I masturbated for the first time with a stuffed dog. I believed I was going to have puppies.
A long, long time ago, I used to think that sex was when the man beat up the woman. All those noises are not easily explained to a 3 year old.
When I was about 5, before I was told by my dad told me all about sex, I thought that 'swaping spit' was just another name for sex. I thought that a woman got pregnant from swollowing a man's spit.
I used to believe (and apparently told a friend of mine) that you had to have sex for 24 hours to get pregnant.
my brother believed that fish fingers were made out of goldfish. also he thought that black people were black because 'they couldn't afford sun-tan cream'. i, on the other hand, was perfectly normal: i believed that men weed inside women when they had sex. strangely, i know find websites where this is exactly the case.
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As little kids, we suffered under the delusion that foreplay included the man pulling out the woman's pubic hair, one by one, and that this action made her very excited.
a friend from primary school used to think that during sex a man would put his thingy into a woman's thingy and then he would pee inside a woman....
nice thought...
also my cousin told me not to stare at her boyfriend. she said that if you stare at someone hard enough you'll fall in love with them. so i didn't. ever.
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When I was a nipper on Sunday mornings, in time honoured fashion, I would burst into my parents room and annoy the hell out of them.
One day, I noticed these rubber tubes lying by my old man's bedside table and asked him what they were.
"special elasoplasts for Daddies who have hurt their fingers at work..." He replied with a straight face...
For many long years, every time I cut a finger, I begged for one of these special elastoplasts ...alas they were only for Daddies.
My husband has the strange belief that you cannot have sex when the woman is pregnant because the man will bonk the baby in the head thus causing the soft spot!
I once thought that semen was blue, and it had a anal equivilant "blue fluid" that was the same basic substance. I was about 8 or 9, and had no clue that sexual relations had a "process." I was under the impression that intercouse began as you wanted it to, and lasted until both parties were ready to call it quits
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When I was growing up I learned about masturbation from a magazine I found under my fathers bed.. my parents are for some odd reason against masturbation so they told me that if I ever did it again, even while they weren't home, our dog or cat would tell them when they got back and I would be severely punished. I live alone now but still to this day can't masturbate with a pet in the room. I even close my door to make sure they can't come in.
Based on information, or lack thereof, from a book that my parents gave me, I used to believe that for a man and a woman to have a baby that they would just have to lie in bed facing each other and that the sperm would come out of the man, SOMEHOW, and wriggle across the sheets and SOMEHOW, get into the woman.
I was 13 when I discovered the reason for my confusion during a discussion about sex...my friend wasn't referring to a bunch of sailors when he said semen.
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