sex

My mother told me that sex was when the man and woman are married, and something to do with sex happens, then the woman has a baby. I wondered for a long time - how does the woman's body know she's *married*??

Ladybug

When I was little, I thought necking was getting kissed on the neck. None of m friends knew the truth so they couldn't enlighten me.

Ladybug

I used to think that gay boys had sex by having "sword fights"

Gay Dave

I use to think orgasms was a shorten name for the word organisms.

Kat

I used to believe that girls and boys both had a 'willie'. Sex was done by touching the girl's willie with yours.

Kryrk

when i was seven, i asked my mum what sex was. she explained that two people who loved each other, blah blah, slept together, and a man's worms went into a woman and made a baby. i believed that the two people actually slept, and that sperm was an actual worm that had to crawl from where the man was lying across the bed to the woman.

Liz, England

When I was about six someone told be how babies were made (i.e. man puts his weenie...) I thought this was perfectly disgusting, and pitied and admired my parents who must have, selflessly, performed this gross act several times (and it doesn't even always work!!) to produce me and my brother.

maya

when i first started junior school, i used tothink sex was just kissing and hugging naked. My friends were reeling off the 'sexy stories' cos this was very exciting at the age of 7.One friend said she had been in the middle of her parents when they were having sex, and the other said she had had sex with her clothes on. I went home and told my mum, who was quite shocked, and gave me her book of conceiving and looking after babies book she had used when pregnant with me, which was graphic enough for me to realise where i had gone wrong.

frou frou

When I was a little kid, no one ever told me about gay people. When I came back home later (Ft. Lauderdale, Fl), I noticed every adult I knew as a kid was gay; I was raised in America's 2nd biggest gay neighborhood! We were all straight.

Neato Man

When I was about 11, I walked in on my parents having sex, (shudders at the thought) I was so scared I couldn't move, I was afraid they would hear me if I left. All I could do was crunch down on the floor and think of a plan to get out of there. I finally got out of the room and thought I was automatically going to have a new brother or sister in 9 months. That never happened. I still wish I never went in that room...I could have done without that memory.

Anon

i used to belive that it was alright to have sex with your sister until the age of 14 when i told my friend how me and my twin sister had sex the night before and he said it was sick and peverted and is against god.

i never got over that

carson

I thought that males had two penises, one for peeing and one for sex. The reason is, I didn't know about testicles, and I could see something hanging behind there in the Leonardo Da Vinci drawing and on the Tarot card with the nude man, so I thought that was the other one.

Aussie

When I was first told that nipples became hard during sexual excitement, I figured lesbians must use their nipples for penetration... I remember thinking that they seemed awfully small for that...

Adam

I used to believe that "rape" was getting all your skin scraped off.

Kirsten

I used to believe a Lesbian was someone from a country named Lesbian.

Brock

Around the age of 8, a friend told me that sex involved "mars bar parties". For a couple of years I was confused about sex, because I knew Mars Bars had to be involved somehow, but I couldn't figure out how they needed to be used!

Anon

I was told if a you made someone drink coffee with your pubic hair in it they would fall in love with you forever.

Anon