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when i asked my cuzin what gay was he said guy on guy, so i thought gay ment a guy was sittin on another guys head!!!! ROTFL

That is so LOL
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i used to believe sex was illegal.

that's why ppl were always so secretive about it on tv shows.

Anon
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When I was little, about seven or so.For some reason I thought the word 'organism' was 'orgasm', I'm not even sure where I'd heard the latter.
I got some strange looks when in class I said "plants and animals, like people, are all living orgasms" my teacher turned bright red and was choking back laughter. She quietly told me later that was the wrong word.

Odd Kid
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When I first learned about sex when I was really little, I saw my parents driving licenses. Of course, on there it says "sex" and then either M or F so I though it was marvelous, or fantastic haha. Wow.

KK
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my wife has told me that she believed that the man's penis somehow detached from his body, flew over to the woman, and did whatever it had to do; she said her mother started out telling her that 'the man and woman lie down together in bed", and she never got beyond the 'side by side' visual. needless to say, she is often asked about my 'flying penis' by smart-aleck relatives.

BG
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When I was in kindergarden I used to believe that sex what when a man and a woman would dance together nude in the night.

Kitty
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All of my siblings and I were told about sex the first time we asked... so I already knew about sex by the time I was four. I even made my Barbies have orgies. :o
While I was more informed about sex than most children, I still had a few misconceptions! I thought that any time a man and a woman were naked together they would have intercourse without even meaning to. I thought that penises and vaginas behaved like magnets, and if you were naked the parts would be drawn together and you would have sex! I most likely thought this because my mother stressed the importance of modesty... I climbed on strange men's laps all the time and I think she was afraid that I would be sexually assaulted.

Rose
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When I was in 4th grade this girl in my class was talking about marraige and she mentioned somthing about sex right after the engagement and i told her that it was illegal to have sex before marriage and if you did u would be arrested.

I'm watching you
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I used to beleive sex was just kissing naked. So because of this I wonderd if you could get pregnant if you kept one sock on, or stood real far apart while kissing.

Nicole
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I used to think that sex was illegal. When I saw a catalog of random stuff and it had a video on how to practice safe sex I thought safe sex is the legal kind which would not get you arrested.

Dominic
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I used to believe that during sex, a man urinated inside the woman (I had no concept of fluids), and was thus repulsed by sex until my mother told me what the real deal was, when I was 11, a year after we had the "talk".

Anon
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I used to think that 'making a baby' and sex were two different things. Making a baby was a simple thing mommies and daddies did. Sex was a horrible thing only bad girls and mean men did! I think the media played into this.... I recall hearing the tv announcing two celebrities that had sex together and thinking "those evil people...."

Reg14
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When I found out about the mechanics of sex, I was about 7 and my grandma told me about it. Of course, I told my friends, but we decided Grandma was making it up. We tried to re-enact it with Barbies, and since Barbie's legs would get in the way, there was no way it was really possible!

KM
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When I was in 6th grade I was walking down the street and by my neigbors house and I looked into the window and saw my neigbor (Girl) was sitting on her bed with a thing that looked like a massager in her (Well, you know) and it was shaking and she was going YES, YES !!!
Then the next month there was a FOR SALE sing in that yard and I thought that the whole massager thing went into her and up to her lungs and she died so thats why the house was now empty then from then on I tried to hide my moms massager 'cause I thought it would go into her even though she ONLY used it for her feet and back, SHES NOT perverted!

Kandi
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When I was little I saw that my mom had some lacy underwear. I figured that it must be so that the man's semen could go through the lace without them having to have intercourse. I thought it was for people who wanted to have a baby but didn't want to have sex. I didn't understand why anyone would wear something as uncomfortable and itchy as lace next to their private parts.

Anon
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When I was little, I used to think that Lesbians were people from some country called Lesbia.

Laurie
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My guy friend and I were hanging out one day at the school playground afterhours while our parents were in a PTA meeting. We wanted to be rebelious, and so we went against the school rule listed on the gate: "every one must wear shoes, no opened-toed shoes or sandles permitted", so we took off our sneakers and socks and showed each other our bare feet. We were convinced that this was sex. Why else would there be a school rule against it?

Diana
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When I was 10 years old my labrador retriever impregnated my chihuahua. From that moment on I thought men's penises could get stuck inside women's vaginas.
p.s. they eventually unstuck and the puppies were adorable.

Fascinated and Mortified
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when i was four years old i learned what the word prostitute meant. i never really saw the word again until 3 years ago when i was in the 6th grade. well, at least i thought i saw it. we had a vocabulary list with the words and definitions, and one of the words was prosecute, as in what you do to someone in court. i read it once over quickly and i was so convinced it was prostitute that i didn't even bother to read the definintion. i went home to my mom and told her that they were teaching us about prostitutes and stuff like that at school. she got very mad because she thought they really were. she called up the main office to complain and everything. needless to say i was in a lot of trouble when she found out the truth.

has learned to read things over twice
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In Heath Class one day a kid asked if you jerk off and it gets in your eyes will you go blind the teacher was so shocked she fell out of her chair laughing so hard. I never Actuly found out if it could.lol!

MC
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