sex

When i was about 5 or 6 i told my mom that i knew what french kissing was, when she asked me what i thought it was i told her it was when a boy and a girl put their lips together and moved their heads around saying mmm mmm mmmm.....moaning of sorts....i guess i saw it on television.

Sara

I used to believe that a boy can squirt milk from his penis. I lived on a farm and it looked like my older brother was milking a cow when he stroked his penis. I was shocked when I saw what appeared to be milk actually squirt out.

Amy

I used to think that "69" was the most times that you could have sex b/c if you did it anymore than that, you could die.

Nicole

I used to think that prostitutes cut off their body parts to sell them because my dad told me that they "were women who sold their bodies" and I couldn't figure that out.

Susan

When my mother and I had the sex talk (I was 9) she went into detail about how men produce sperm in their testicals and this comes out the penis. However she never said how it came out. Well I thought for a long time afterward that during sex the woman would have to squeeze the mans testicals for the sperm to come out if she wanted to get pregnant. Thank goodness for sex-ed, cleared that up before I hurt anyone.

Vickie

A few days ago, my girlfriend and I went to eat at Pizza Hut. There was a very loud little league baseball team, probably between ages 8 and 12. They were all talking about their girlfriends (obviously made up) and coming up with reasons why none of the others could meet them such as they were international models and traveled a lot. The conversation went on and one of them asked something about what a wet dream was. there was a bit of a pause and one of the kids said very loudly that it was when you peed while sleeping. ... All the other boys agreed, and my girlfriend and I started laughing uncontrollably at our table.

Kenneth

Until i was about 12, i thought an "orgasm" was one of those really small creatures you can't see, and i always got confused when my dad would look at me funny when i mentioned micro-orgasms..

Alex Duff

I used to think "orgasm" was a misspelling of "organism." The best part is that I remember asking my parents about this, and they just smiled and nodded.

Josh

When I was little, I thought having sex was when you kissed a lot in only you underwear or underwear and bra. If you had any more clothing then that it's just kissing. otherwise, a baby popped into your stomach.

caroline

When I was about 8 years old, I thought that "making love" was simply the process of two people falling in love. This caused a problem when I went to an aquarium with my parents, saw two fish in a tank staring at each other, and screamed, "Hey dad, look! These fish are MAKING LOVE!" I was pretty confused as to why he glared at me and told me to be quiet...I knew I must have said something wrong, but it was a few years before I actually figured it out.

Missa

I used to believe that a "wet dream" was when you had such a great dream that you had the inability to get up and use the restroom, thus wetting your bed.

Scotty

I used to think that having sex was going under a bed and kissing. So, when I was 3 my neighbor boy and I went under his bed and "had sex"

Kahlie

I thought when you had sex you just rubbed your "parts" together.
Eiether that or the man had to pee in the womans vagina

Anon

When I was about 6 years old I heard on a news programme about someone being raped. Something was mentioned about forcing the victim to have sex and something about a knife. My little mind put all this together and thought raping someone ment stabbing them in the crotch.

Sarah Y.

when i was in 6th grade, my teacher told me that you can get aids by two ways: 1. from getting a blood transfusion from an "infected person" and 2. from having sex with a "sick" person...so i wondered why anyone would ever have sex because sometimes people got a cold or the flu but didnt show any symptoms, so how would you know?

malu

My eight-year-old brother was watching TV with my mother, when the show mentioned something about a hooker. My brother asked my mother what a hooker was. My mother just told him quietly that hookers "sell their bodies for money".

A few weeks later, my brother asked me, "Don't hookers eventually die, Ashley?"

"What? Why?"

"If hookers have to sell their bodies for money, won't they eventually die?"

I finally figured out that he'd gotten the idea that hookers were people who cut off and sold their organs and appendages: carving out their livers and stomachs, cutting off their fingers and feet, because they were too poor to earn money any other way.

In answer to his question, I just told him, "Yeah".

Ashley

when I was little I heard the term "He was inside me" somehow in conjuntion with "got me pregnant"

and till I was about 9 I believed that to get a woman pregnant you have to get inside of her completely

I figured it out after my teacher showed us her pregnant stomach and we met he 6'5 husband (she was 5'4 or so)

ChrisP-milton

When i was six, my friend and i would play "father and daughter" (i was the daughter, he was the father). One time he said "daughter, go have sex or something!" i looked at him, confused, and said "six?"
"no, sex" he said. when i asked what it was, he said its when a mom and a dad suck on each others private parts to make babies. I was the youngest of 3, so i thought my mom and dad sucked on each other 3 times.

Anon

When I was little (about 3) I asked my mum what sex was, she said it was chocolates for mummies and daddies.

So, on my mum's birthday I went to the shops and asked for some, the lady kindly told me what sex was.

oops!

Anon

When i was small, I thought that peeing for a boy was practice for having sex, and pooping for a woman was practice for giving birth.

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