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I thought that sexist was another name for prostitute (like a scientist does science so a sexist does sex!)
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I used to think that since the man was supposed to be on top (thanks to my cousin i found out about that) he would crush the woman on the bottom (under the man)and she would never be able to get up again, so i was very confused about why i saw people on tv walking around after sex!
When I was younger I knew about male/female sex however the thing that really boggled my young mind was what gay people did in the boudoir.
I used to believe that they held swordfights with their erect penises.
When I was 11 or 12 we were learning about cells and mitosis and living organisms and such in science class. I confused the word "orgasm" with organism, and needless to say when my mom was helping me study for a quiz she was very shocked! Still not getting it, I answered a question in class and was embarassed myself AND the teacher. I was the laughing stock at school for the next few weeks!
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My baby brother used to believe that sex meant being naked. My dad was taking a shower and my lil bro announced that "dad's in the bathroom having sex"
Well, my friend I had a friend, Crissie, who's little brother thought that to be impotent meant you couldn't read. He had the words mixed up (illiterate) and he kept telling us that Bo Jackson was impotent, and Crissie and I could NOT understand how he would know that. He got very upset that we didn't believe him and he blew up at us, "I swear he's impotent! It says so in Sports Illustrated! HE CAN'T READ!!" We never let him live it down. Sorry Bryce!
i thought that girls were supposed to kiss and hug girls and boys were supposed to kiss and hug boys, the same way that cats love other cats and dogs love other dogs. if a girl liked a boy it was the same thing as a dog liking a cat, they just didn't match.
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I used to believe that each sperm was the size of a tadpole, a large albino tadpole, and as a result I was terrified of masturbating.
i was absolutely certain that when you when a guy had an erection, sperm would ooz out continuously until he orgasmed, meaning that he had no more sperm left. When I was in high school and fooling around with my first boyfriend I was positively astounded when this wasn't so. So I interogated him and felt like an idiot.
When I was little, I asked someone what sex was, and they told me, "When two people put their private parts together." I misunderstood and thought that a man had to place his penis between a woman's breasts and just lie there until the baby was made.
When I was little I found one of my dads porno magazines in a suitcase in the attic and thought that the guy's were peeing on the girls and for the longest time I thought that when you had sex a guy peed in you or on you and that was how you made a baby
when i first heard about sperm I thought that they were the size of corns and when people did it there would be sperm squirming all over the place, it was a nasty thought.
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even at 21 I had never heard what Fellatio was. So at the Olive Garden for my birthday, my friends told me to order Fellatio, it was a great starter.
Imagine my surprise when the waiter laughed and my friends told me what Fellatio really was.
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i used to believe that sex was a thing to make you feel-better if you were sick!
I used to think that when two people had sex, they just slept in the same room for one night. So once when I spent the night at my friend's house, I refused to sleep in the same room as her.
When I was five, my mum told me how babies were made. (Very vaguely). Aside from being utterly disgusted, I thought the mom and dad had to cut their legs off, or bend them all the way backwards to have sex, and the peenee had to be un-erect so you could guide it to the vagina. Until I was 10, I couldn't figure out how the did it.
In my early teens, i didn't know what 'cum' meant. So i would always spell "come" as "cum" thinking it was just a shorter way of spelling "come". I felt so stupid when i learned the true meaning behind my spelling.
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I used to think that sex was when a boy and girl held hands for too long..... haha thats what my sister had told me!
Up until about three years ago (I'm 21) I used to think that the "Mile High Club" was an actual, physical club that you could join to have sex on airplanes. It had it's own airline system and everything. Turns out it's just illegal sex in public. Who knew?
when i was little (6) i walked in on my when they were having sex. i thought they were playing leap frog and my dad was to fat to get over my mother
My friend used to think that having a threesome would mean you would have twins.