sex

I used to believe that you could tell if a woman has had sex by seeing if her thighs didn't touch when she walked.I dunno......

KHV

I once believed that when a man and a woman were "necking," it meant that their necks grew really long, like a giraffe's, and they would entwine their necks and rub them together. This was an odd visual, especially when I found out that people would park in their cars someplace secluded, and then "neck!"

Bran

when i was a kid i walked into my parents bedroom when they were doing "it". The next day, i asked my mother about it. She told me it was an adult version of leapfrog!

Anon

I used to think that once people turned 30, they didn't have sex anymore. 30 was the cutoff date.

Anon

From the time I was old enough to "know" about sex, my mother had always told me that she would be able to tell when I lost my virginity, just by the way I would walk the day after! Imagine how funny I must have looked the next day when I was trying to hide this fact from my mother! LOL! Anyway, it was not until quite a few months later that my mother learned I had most certainly lost my virginity from the news that she would soon be a grandma!

MO

My mom always used to crosstitch, and one she did was a 'precious moments' or whatever those little kids with the big heads are called. Well in it the little boy was sitting on the girls shoulders, and he said, ok, i got on top of you, now when is it supposed to feel good? and i was really confused i said i dont get it mommy and she said they think thats how you make a baby and i was sitting there for hours trying to figure out how that worked because i had recently asked how u make a baby and she said you put your private parts together in bed and so i had no idea what was wrong with these people i figured maybe one had a private part on their head? I just fully understood it about a month ago.

Anon

When I was in grade school, I used to believe that couples only had sex to procreate ... so I would watch Ricki Lake (the baby-sitter was a big fan!) or other talk shows, and the couples would discuss the frequency of their sexual activity -- 3x per week, 5x per week, a couple times a month, etc -- I would be amazed and think, "Wow! My parents have only had sex 3 times!" (I had 2 younger sisters ... )

Anon

When I was younger, I thought that 'S&M' stood for 'sex and marriage'...I was very wrong!

Maddy

when I was little we went to visit our cousins who lived in amsterdam and I saw lots of women in tents(we got lost one morning in the red light district) and I asked what they were doing and my mother replied that they were selling their bodies for money, and up until I was 10 I thought that prostitution was when you get a doctor to cut off your body parts and give sew them onto someone else who got sick or lost theirs in an accident or something, and I never understood how the police and government could be so evil as to ban prostitution.

Anon

I knew sex had something to do with the penis but I didn't know what and I also knew you can have sex for fun and not get kids. When I was 12 my friend told me that every time you do a french kiss, your penis will erect so I believed that to have sex without getting kids you have to french kiss a girl. Not long after that I had a date with my girlfriend and when we started getting really close I asked her if she wanted to have sex with me. For some unnatural coincidence she thought sex was the same thing I thought it was (wierd!!)! So we french kissed and I got a really big erection. It felt really good for both of us so we had "sex" a couple of times in the next few months. We were soooo embarrassed when we found out the truth but we laughed about it later.

Sex kisser

When I was about 6 or 7 , I was told by my cousin the facts of life , which confirmed other things I was told. He went on to tell me that my testes ( not the word he used ) was where my "baby makers " , came from , and when I put them in a woman , she will have my baby.
I had no idea how to get my testes in a woman , and I wondered where they would open up at.

Gar

When I was little I thought there was two different types of sex. Regular sex, and "Nakedly Sex". I thought that Sex was just making out, and Nakedly Sex was making out with your clothes off.

Andrea

a few years ago, i din't know what Viagra was. to be honest, i thought it was a pain pill. soon, i started seeing commercials and i finally asked.

then i got the joke from Austin powers goldmember.

i finally get it!

One evening 4 of us ended up in a room, where Frankie started telling us seriously about sex. A "69" consisted of licking each others bottoms we were informed, but not to worry, he assured us as you always wore a bib.
This story is more frightening than it seems, it was the first week in college and he was 17..

IJK

i used to believe when i was young that u could become pregnant by just kissing someone...and soO i wore a scarf over my face for a whole month before my parents set meeh straight on that idea...

mon

At a young age, I had many beliefs such as sex was laying in bed naked with somebody. Actually I had a girl tell me one time you could have sex by climbing onto a naked boy and rolling down a hill. At an older age, I thought a condom went INSIDE the girl. I also didn't know they're were two separate holes. I thought you had sex in your peehole. But then again, I also thought babies came out your belly button. But I was very wrong.

Anonymous -n- Stupid

i used to believe that having sex was when you eat really good food because every saturday and sunday i would hear my mom shouting YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!

evntually i said "i want some of that food!!!!" so i walked in on them!!!!!!!! and found out the horrible truth it was an orgasm !!!!

i never recovered since i saw it EEEW!!!!!!!!!!!

I used to believe that a homosexual is a man who doesn't have erection.

paatrik

When I was about 4. I used to think that you had sex by peeing into a urinal. Then there would be a pipe linking to the womans toilets and your pee would go into the woman sitting on that toilet. Jesus I was strange!?!?!

Wot the!!?!

When i was little i walked in on my mom and dad and i asked them what they were doing and they said that dad had a fat stomach and my mom said that she was just jumping on it to press it back down...... then i thought, well why the hell r they naked?

Deeds