sex

I used to think a wet dream was when you had such a scary dream that you wet the bed.

Anon

I used to believe that sex lasted for 2 hours like a movie. I don't know why I thought that.

Daniel

When I was thirteen, I thought that butt sex was two bare butts rubbing against each other and I thought that oral sex was kissing during sex. What was even crazier was the fact that I knew exactly what a blowjob was.

Anon

When I was little my mum's friend asked me if I knew what sex was! I really thought i knew but when i went on to tell her it was where firstly the man poo's on the woman and then the woman poo's on the man and then they cuddle, i got a very weird look! I now know why! Only found out with my first girlfriend! ;b

Skidmarkz

when i first hit puberty i had all those sex talks, i used to believe that clear urine was sperm! i thought "thats a hell of a lot of sperm!"

tom

Until I was about 14 I didnt know that the penis had to go INTO the vagina... I thought it just sort of horizontally rubbed against the outside of it

Bec

I had heard about ejaculation, but
had never done it myself. Somehow
i got the impression that it was
just peeing whilst having an erection.
As you could imagine, I didn't see
what all the fuss was about.

Blunderpuss

When I was about 7, I noticed my Mum had a packet of tiny pills by her bed. When my parents were in their room later that day, I asked my Mum what they were for - my Dad jumped in and said that they were to make her sleep better at night. For years I thought The Pill was a sleeping tablet!!

Vickie

I used to think that when you had sex the male was sucking the life out of the female!

dude

i used to think that having sex was licking the persons vagina or penis until u got tired

Anon

When I was younger, (I don't remember what made me think this) but I thought the clitoris was some kind of Italian food.

Dan

My girlfriend thought that all women ejaculate when they orgasm. She was horrified that she would ejaculate like a male and refused to let herself orgasm for a long time. Did I mention she's 19?

WF

i used to think that kissing was having sex. i was watching murphy brown once when i was four and a half(i was an odd child) and she said "You're about to be married and you've never had sex?!" I thought "They haven't had sex yet? My friend Zachary and I have sex every day on the playground!"

Anon

When I was about 5, I wanted to know where babies come from. I asked my mom, who told me then, that they are formed when a man puts his penis into a woman's vagina. I then assumed a woman and a man would go into the bathroom, he would pick up his penis and put it in the vagina, and they would stand there. I wondered how long it would take, so I went back and asked. I was told however long and it could be done in bed. Now, I had no idea how that could be done, because, how can someone stand up in bed???

CarCare

My parents would not let us watch TV at nights in Europe cuz they said there was Sex on TV. As a result, I thought that Sex was invented on TV/Media. I thoguht people learned sex through watching TV so sex must have been something new that was going on.

Anon

One time when i was about 4 or 5, i went to get the hole puncher, which was under my parents bed (don't ask, because i don't know why). While i was looking for it i found a wooden box and opened it thinking it might be in there. What i did find though was my dad's porno mags. Then i got all upset because, for whatever odd reason i believed this, i thought my dad was going to divorse my mom and the magasine was to find a new wife. I know, weird right? But then a few years later, at about age 12, my neighbor told me about masturbation, and a friend told me that every guy over the age 18 has porno somewhere in their house. So when i was thinking of where my dad's might be, I remembered that time when i was like 4. Sure enough it was there. You can only imagine how many times i used them after that. But to make things even funnier, a few months after i started to masturbate, the rumor started about how if you masturbate you'll go blind. I swear, a few times i thought my eyes were getting blurry, and after that i didn't masturbate again until 3 months later when my older neighbor reassured me i wouldn't go blind.

Anon

I used think a dildo was a type of bird. I told my friends that when they were talking about dildos. Half of my friends gave shocking expressions whie the other half of my friends were cracking up laughing. Then one of them explained to me what it really was. They mocked me about that for mounths. I mean, dosn't dildo sound more like a bird name, like similar to "dodo". I was 14 at the time, too.

Anon

When I was 12, I talked to my friend about masterbating and he told me that when he played with himself, at the end when it felt really good, he created "white sperm", which was a seed. So, when I was ready, I was waiting for seeds to shoot out of my penis, so the first time I came, I did not realize I actually came, I thought something was wrong cause it was liquid. For quite awhile, I kept thinking there was more to it and the feeling when the seeds came out would be even more intense!

Paul Murray

When I was younger I thought that gay men had sex by rubbing their willies together, I didn't find out that this wasn't true until I was 14 and asked a gay friend about it

Jules

I used to believe that every night when my parents slept together, they had sex. I also thought that if you had sex too much , your privates would fall off

Anon