sex

I used to believe thatsex was just kissing naked

Anon

When I was in grade school (and probably into middle school), I thought sex was when a guy put his penis in a girl's belly button to get her pregnant...I'm not sure why I thought girl belly buttons were different than a guy's

Anon

I am a male-to-female transgender. When I was a boy, I felt mostly like a girl, and I thought everyone was tricking me into thinking I was a boy because my mother wanted a son instead of a daughter. I thought this was the reason of why my hair grew so fast (I thought this was why girls usually have longer hair) and that everyone was born with a penis, but in women it disappeared during teenage. Saddly, I grew up and was proven wrong...

Aurore

When I was 7, I was told by a classmate that having sex was when a man got on top of a woman, and both had to be naked. I thought that a man had to climb on top of her literally, like him having to stand on her shoulders. I thought about that for a while and realized that standing would be too difficult, so I came to the conclusion that the man had to sit on the womans shoulders. I thought sex was hard work to accomplish.
I used to think that position must be very akward since a man is much stronger than a woman and better able to support her weight. I thought it should have been vice-versa, with the woman sitting on top of the man.
I don't know why I never thought of them laying down first, THEN the man laying on top of the woman.
Truthfully, when I was a few years older and found out how it actually was done, I was relieved.

BC13

This might seem vulgar, but the first time I learned about homosexuals (men having it off with men) I didn't understand that they might use the anus, I thought they would put one willy up the other... which I imagined would be excruciatingly painful and led me to wonder why anyone would want to do it!

Mart

As a kid i suffered terrible mouth ulcers on an almost permanant basis. Unfortunately the number of times i suffered mouth ulcers was beated only by the number of times i masturbated. Naturally I made the conclusion that wanking causes mouth ulcers and too much sex caused "vd"

left blank to protect the inocent

When I was younger, probably about seven, a very devious friend of mine told me that being RAPED meant that you were attacked in a restroom and wrapped up like a mummy in toilet paper. I figured out the truth when my girl scout troop accidently ended up in the public seating of a rape trial. Thanks a lot Eden!

Emily

When I was young, probably like 4 or 5, I thought that sex involved kissing, hugging, and rolling around, there was nothing else.

I also believed that the sperm went through the air inside the woman to make her pregnant. Wow...how wrong I was.

Kissin n' Huggin Believer

I TOLD ALL MY FRIENDS IN FOURTH GRADE THAT YOU HAD TO HAVE SEX FOR 2 HOURS TO MAKE ONE BABY SO WHENEVER SOMEONE SAID HOW MANY KIDS THEY HAD WE WOULD LOOK AT EACHOTHER WITH SHOCKED FACES AND SAY HOW MANY HOURS IT WOULD HAV TAKIN.

CARISSA

When I was little---well, younger, anyway, I can't say I was THAT little--- my cousin told me that you had to have 3 condoms during sex, one for each boob and then one for the penis. I believed it for years until it just didn't make sense anymore.... I was pretty gullable.

I also thought that a pearl necklace was something a man had to give a woman before they had sex, like some sort of ritual gift.

Lydia

When i was around 13 or 14 i was talking on the phone with my boyfriend,he started to talk dirty to me and i juss went along being quiet and listened then asked if i could make him "cum" i said sure come over around 8 and hes like what? I responded "you asked if u could come so come" LOL! i had absoluteley no clue what he meant,but now were happily married with 2 kids! i guess i finally did make him cum LOL!!!

Larissa

when i was 5 i used to think that u had had sex when u turned six. on the day of my 6th b'day i ran up to my mom and said "can i have sex now" i was sooooo embarrassed!

little red rosy cheeks

i used to believe that gay guys would have sex by "kissing" each others penises with their own penis.

Anon

I used to believe that sex was two people laying on top of each other naked

IslandGirlie

For years I thought that spunk was a male period and that boys spunked once a month - Yeah right!

Stupid Child

I use to believe having sex was a kind of sode "Like coke or something" Because I was drinking it when my mom was watching a talk show about sex. So anyways when we went to a resturant I was like I will have sex please and the waitresswas lauphing so hard and my mom was giving me a weird look. she explained it to me that night and i was shocked..............Kenzie

Kenzie

i used to believe that you could only have sex once, then your penis was chopped of. That was how girls where made. i discovered this was wrong.

pokoman

I remember believing that sex was a very rare festivity, like the marriage of princes and the Queen's birthday, to be broadcast on TV, or that they were actually the same thing. I assume this is due to my brother telling me he was watching a rerun of Lady Di's wedding (this was only days after the 'real' ceremony), when he and a couple of his pals were of course actually enjoying a porn flick.
I distinctly remember having arguments with other kids, who claimed that everybody had sex. I staunchly defended the position that only the royal family did it.

Anon

Up till even past where I knew what happens during an orgasm, I used to think my mom had some serious nightmare problems some nights and would start moaning in fear. I even told her this, and she hesitated, but then supported my belief with wide eyes.

Boy was I nauseous when I put two and two together Valentine's Day night...

Anon

Once I finally figured out that sex was a bit more than hugging and kissing, I thought that you could only have sex doggie-style! I was flipping through channels one night and went past a movie in which two people were having sex (I still remember, it was Campfire Tales) in the doggie position and I thought that was the only way to have sex. Much later when I heard someone make a sexual reference to being "flat on her back" I was confused as hell.

Anon