i used to believe

Established in 2002 and now featuring 74696 beliefs!

sections

animals
at home
bad habits
body functions
body parts
death
food
grown-ups
kids
language
make-believe
media
music
nature
neighbourhood
people
religion
school
science
sex
the law
the past
the world
time
toilets
transport

sex

Show most recent or highest rated first.

page 9 of 70

< 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8  9  10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 >


When I first found out about sex, my dad didn't specify the location of the vagina. Because of this, I thought it was a dent that appeared in a woman's chest when the woman became aroused. I also thought that at the end of sex, you exploded, but I wasn't completely off. Orgasms are like that.

Dave
score for this belief : 5vote this belief upvote this belief down

My mother always used to tease my brother and I by telling me that I would grow up to be a fine young man, and he would be a fine young woman. We both thought for years that boys grew up to be girls and girls grew up to be boys. We eventually got straightened out in sex ed, but not before my brother started wearing my grandma's curlers and lipstick.

Kaylee
score for this belief : 5vote this belief upvote this belief down

When I was about 9, I had just started learning about sex. One day my neighbor asked "What sex are you?" I replied "Safe." He obviously meant Male or Female.

Anon
score for this belief : 5vote this belief upvote this belief down

when i was young, i thought the "farthest" anyone could go was to be naked with someone, before i knew about sex. later i learned about sex but did not understand that motion was involved. no book said it and no one explained it, so i figured people having sex just lay there motionless and somehow magically knew when it was time to stop.

Anon
score for this belief : 5vote this belief upvote this belief down

I used to belive that thunder was clouds having sex.

Sally
score for this belief : 5vote this belief upvote this belief down

I was seven when my parents told me I was going to be a big sister. My mom gave me a brief birds and the bees talk. I imagined sex being so clinical. I pictured a man and woman (I don't know how this image came about) sat facing each other, like on the side of the bathtub, and the man just inserted his penis into the woman and took it out, and she would automatically get pregnant.

Bigsister
score for this belief : 5vote this belief upvote this belief down

When I was younger, I had a bed wetting problem. So, during 5th grade when the teacher was talking about wet dreams, I shouted out "Oh, I used to pee the bed all the time."

Anon
score for this belief : 5vote this belief upvote this belief down

When I was little I used to believe that when you were born doctors would respect your privacy by not looking at your genitals and to determine your gender they would do some sort of blood test.

Esteban
score for this belief : 5vote this belief upvote this belief down

Back in 5th grade I used to think homosexual meant that you wanted to have sex at your house. So if someone asked me if I was a homosexual, I would say "Yes". Those were bad times..

Anon
score for this belief : 5vote this belief upvote this belief down

I used to think you had to put it in a girls belly button to get them pregnant.

Anon
score for this belief : 5vote this belief upvote this belief down

I used to believe that sex was illegal, and that if you did it, a swat team would bust in through the windows and arrest you.

Anon
score for this belief : 5vote this belief upvote this belief down

When I was learning about sex for the first time I thought people only had sex to have a baby. When my dad told me otherwise I didn't believe him at first!

Nate
score for this belief : 5vote this belief upvote this belief down

I thought when adults talked about "sleeping with" someone they meant a sleepover!

Alberto Richardson
score for this belief : 5vote this belief upvote this belief down

When I was younger everything I knew about sex came from TV and magazine ads. A penis or vagina was never visible in those images so I used to believe sex consisted entirely of sliding up and down on the opposite sex with no clothes on. I spent many sleepless nights wondering what I would do with my erection when I had sex for the first time because I thought it would get in the way

Anon
score for this belief : 5vote this belief upvote this belief down

When I was little, I watched my mom fill out papers at the doctors. When she would fill out the part about your Sex..... she would put F. I was always trying to figure out what the hell F meant. I thought maybe it was how many times she had had sex. Or how many partners she had. I would sit and think about this the whole time we were in the waiting room.

Cassie
score for this belief : 5vote this belief upvote this belief down

When I was younger, I thought when people had sex, the man's penis would somehow lengthen and wrap around the woman's brain. I have NO idea whatsoever why I thought this, I just know it terrified me!

Anon
score for this belief : 5vote this belief upvote this belief down

When my mom gave my brother and I the talk ( i was probably eight), I made sure I understood everything and said " oh so men and women make love so they can have a baby" an my mom said " yea, thats right". I was silent for a couple minutes and then turned to my younger brother concluding, " that means mom and dad only did it twice."

Fernanda P.
score for this belief : 5vote this belief upvote this belief down

My cousin told me that "Gay" meant that you like boys, being 8 or 9 at the time i was like " oh, im totally gay" until i figured out about the sexual part....

Anon
score for this belief : 5vote this belief upvote this belief down

I thought that sexist was another name for prostitute (like a scientist does science so a sexist does sex!)

Netrom
score for this belief : 5vote this belief upvote this belief down

I used to think that you had to have sex in hospital. I knew it was how you got babies and you did it in bed and hospitals had lots of beds. Logical, I think :-)

Andy
score for this belief : 5vote this belief upvote this belief down

page 9 of 70

< 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8  9  10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 >



I Used To Believe™ © 2002 - 2018 Mat Connolley, another Iteracy website.   privacy policy