When I was about 6 I used to believe that clouds were a collection of everyone's farts around the world and that when people farted too much this would cause big rain clouds to form and then it would rain. For a few years I remember being terrified of rain because I believed it to be "fart water" and I would always cry and have my dad carry me under his umbrella so I wouldn't get any on me. - I was a very strange child.

The Rainmaker

My brother once told me that if you burp and fart at the same time, you'd explode

Aubrey

I used to believe that I fart a lot, trap all my farts in a plastic bag and then inhale them the way I did with the hellion balloons, my voice would become like Donalt Duck's voice. In fact, I used to do that at school, i.e. fart in bags and inhale the gas to impress my school mates, but obviously without any results. My voice would stay the same, but I would get a bad breath!

mar

I used to believe that if somebody farts while drinking his/ her hot chocolate, their drink will smell of poo.

mar

When I was about 4 or 5 I used to believe that if I fart and start running round and round the table my fart will follow me orbiting round the table the way I did.

mar

I was like 4, and my Mom told me that when you farted part of your brain melted and fell out of your butt. And when it touched your underwear it would explode! I believed that until I was (1)9!

I am now 19 and 4 months

Farter Xtreme

when i was little i used to think that when i farted, that a little monster inside me was trying to get out.

annie

I used to think that a "Wet Fart" or "Shart" (fart with a little more to it) was called a "Wet Birdie".
It wasn't until late in highschool I found out that it was just my family who called it that because I made it up when I was very little.

Anon

I used to think that farting was flarting.

Anon

when i was a kid i thought it was against god to not say "excuse me" after i farted or burped i believed this until i was
14

hairylizzard

When I was a kid, I believed white people didn't poop. The reason being is my childhood friend who was white ofcourse never "pooped" around me. I think she used to hold it. LOL I know, what kids think of.

Anon

I used to believe gas stations were places where people would go to let out their farts if they were embarassed to do it any place else =x

Anon

If I had bad gas I would sometimes start to run as I farted to escape the smell. It didn't always work.

Sammy

One of my good friends in 5th grade, whom I considered one of the smart kids, we all were, it was a smart school....well anyway she told me farts were nothing but air off the dookie...when u think about it it kind of makes sense, it certainly smells like air from the dookie

Anon