i used to believe - the childhood beliefs site
I Used To Believe is a funny and bizarre collection of ideas that adults thought were true when they were children. It will remind you what it was like to be a child, fascinated and horrified by the world in equal parts. The following pages will reassure you that the things you used to believe weren't so strange after all...
You can add your own to the site. If you think your beliefs were strange, check out our most common beliefs and discover that you're not alone!
Some areas of this site contain content which is not suitable for children.
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I thought Dr. Stitch, our town’s doctor… was Stich from lilo and stitch
I used to believe that elevators were gates to other worlds and the void.
As a child, I assumed that "bread and water" in restaurants literally meant "a glass of water + crumbs of bread inside"
When I was 3 I assumed that my parents were 18 and that every grown-up was 18.
When I was a child, my dentist and her husband would tell me that they were from Mars and that they had green blood and I believed it
When I was very young, I assumed that false teeth were taken from dead people's teeth
When I was small, my brother would bug me and say that if my hand was bigger than my head, I had a tumor.
I was scared of watching Muzzy because I thought that Mren, a monster that often appeared in my nightmares, originated from there.
I used to think that, for example, if your parent dies before their parent, their parent is no longer your grandparent, and if your parents both die, your living sibling is no longer your sibling.
I used to believe that having children could only happen after a wedding with the person you are married to.
I used to be afraid of coming close to a real, living cat because I was told that they can scratch your eyes out.
I used to think that Santa was like God in the holocaust, not bringing me the presents I wanted. One year I only got one out of the six presents on my list.
I used to think that “Kim” was a Korean first name, which actually prevented me from believing three BTS members were siblings.
I used to believe that it was impossible to survive cancer.
I used to believe that the sky was full of dead people and I would see them if I went high enough
I used to believe that one present on every birthday would be whatever you wanted. Was soon set straight when I didn’t get a Nintendo Wii!
I used to believe that Rainbow Dash was my best friend and that I just couldn’t see or hear her. I really liked My Little Pony growing up. I still wonder if we would have been friends.
I used to think that watermelon seeds were dead souls
I used to believe that everyone and everything I looked away from became invisible and all that was white space
I used to believe that Barbie was a real person and all the dolls were just modelled after her.
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