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i used to believe - the childhood beliefs site

I Used To Believe is a funny and bizarre collection of ideas that adults thought were true when they were children. It will remind you what it was like to be a child, fascinated and horrified by the world in equal parts. The following pages will reassure you that the things you used to believe weren't so strange after all...

You can add your own to the site. If you think your beliefs were strange, check out our most common beliefs and discover that you're not alone!

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I used to believe that if I jumped off the
picnic table, flapped my arms, and really
concentrated, that I could fly.

Anon (from body functions : special powers)
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I used to believe that the clouds were made by cotton.

Renato Gonçalves (from nature : weather)
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I thought that soda was also called "pop" because if you drink too much of it, you'd explode

Anon (from food : drinks)
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I used to think that the tooth fairy puts you in a deep sleep before stealing your tooth/teeth.

Anon (from make-believe : fairies)
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I used to believe that it didn’t rain in the side of your car but only true front window. I also believe it was darker tint on the sides and bluer yet lighter, more accurate on the windshields.

Anon (from nature : weather)
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When I was very little, I used to think that there were two New Zealands because how it split on the map!

Azure Autumns (from the world : places)
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I used to think that when people got their ears pierced, they had to stand against the wall while someone shot the earring out of a gun from the other side of the room.

Cherelle (from body parts : general)
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When I was little I used to pick bogies out of my nose then shove them back In!!
Because my brother told me if you picked your nose your brains would fall out!
I believed him till I was 6yrs old.

Anon (from bad habits : picking my nose)
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I thought you could make a profit out of profiteroles.

Anon (from food : general)
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That when I dreamed at night, it was because a fog was hovering over my head. White forg for a good dream, black fog for a bad dream

Anon (from body functions : sleeping)
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I thought the word lackadaisical was something to do with lacking daisies.

Anon (from language : reading)
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I used to think the dish Nazi Goreng was something to do with World War 2 Nazi Germany and thought countries like Thailand must have been associated with the war in Wuropw.

Anon (from food : general)
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I thought Rock and Roll were 2 musicians, with one who rocked and one who rolled.

Anon (from music : pop stars)
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I thought the song Skip To My Lou was about skipping to the toilet.

Anon (from music : misheard lyrics)
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I used to believe that you could stretch a rat's body to be super long.

Anon (from animals : general)
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I used to believe that if you drank coffee before you were an adult, your skin would turn gray.

Anon (from food : drinks)
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I used to believe that if I farted in bed, a monster would pop out through the covers and tickle me.

Anon (from at home : under my bed)
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i used to believe the white part in fish meat is because of the fish's milk

Kim (from food : milk)
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I used to think that when you cut a wedding cake, you would get a whole great slice from the top to the bottom. Yum yum

Anon (from food : general)
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I used to think Cancer Research was just people learning about the disease and didn't realise that it was an actual charity!

Anon (from body functions : being ill)
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