i used to believe - the childhood beliefs site

I Used To Believe That Jail & Prison Are Both Timeouts For Adults/Grownups

Kelly Bulanek (from the law : criminals)

I used to believe the voice sped up at the end of ads was really just the world's fastest talker.

Anon (from media : adverts)

i thought kangaroos were giant rabbits

Anon (from animals : general)

When commercials say "Comes as shown", I thought they were saying "Comes with shown", and I wondered why they kept saying it came with a "shown" without explaining or showing what it was.

Anon (from media : adverts)

I used to believe that if I caught butterflies, a fairy would grow inside.

Cami (from animals : creepy crawlies)

I believed that dolls could feel when I didn't love them, that's why I treated them well.

Anon (from kids : toys)

I used to think that I could catch the clouds

Isabela Verduzco (from nature : weather)

I used to believe that a rabbit lived on the moon

van (from nature : outer space)

I used to believe that what happened in science fiction/horror is movies was real

Anon (from media : films)

I used to believe that every time I went to church, I got "points" to go to heaven.

Poxy (from religion : church)

I thought the big apple was literally a giant apple in New York

Anon (from the world : places)

I thought that Count Dracula was the count from Sesame Street

Anon (from media : tv)

I used to think my grandparents were born in prehistoric times.

Anon (from grown-ups : family)

I used to believe that everyone who didn't die of murder or accidents died on their 100th birthday. And wondered why people didn't plan for it and throw a party.

Anon (from death : people)

that Guerilla Warfare was called "Gorilla Warfare" and it's about fighting gorillas

Anon (from the past : wars)

I thought Albania was the state of Alabama

Anon (from the world : places)

i thought 'locus of control" was spelled as "locust of control".. like the bug

Anon (from language : speaking)

My grandpa told me when I was little that if you swallow chewing gum your butt will be sticky

Lili (from food : chewing gum)

I thought Whoopi Goldberg was the inventor of the Whoopie Cushion

Anon (from people : names)

i was watching the news, when i was 17 and started talking to myself and the news anchor man answered back, i am 68

Anon (from media : tv)