i used to believe - the childhood beliefs site
I Used To Believe is a funny and bizarre collection of ideas that adults thought were true when they were children. It will remind you what it was like to be a child, fascinated and horrified by the world in equal parts. The following pages will reassure you that the things you used to believe weren't so strange after all...
You can add your own to the site. If you think your beliefs were strange, check out our most common beliefs and discover that you're not alone!
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if you pick your nose, there will be a tune from it
if you eat a seed, the plant will grow in your tummy
If the lights in the car were on, you'd get arrested by the police
I used to believe that shopworkers always had to question people about why they were buying something when they went to the checkout to pay for it.
"Chassis" is slang for a woman's body, especially her genitalia.
I used to believe that each and every person had a zodiac sign glyph embedded under their flesh based on their date of birth.
I used to think boarding schools
Were literally just schools taking place at night, like if a nursery school was called a night care centre, instead of a daycare centre.
When I was very young, for some reason, I thought if you had a gun and shot your television, you would be able to climb inside it and play with all your cartoon friends!
I used to think that teachers always had to officially announce to the whole class why someone was off sick.
When I was young ,I used to believe that if you ate a lot of soup you would grow faster .
thx mom
When I was little ,I used to believe that deaf people didn't have ears.
when I was younger I thought parents could read your mind and you could not lie to them so I was freaked out when I was lying.
I used to believe that ghosts existed when I was a little boy. One day, I thought I saw a shadow that passed extremely quickly I have never seen it again.
When i was little i used to think the meat didn’t come from the animals we saw
WHEN I WAS LITTLE I USED TO BELIEVE THE COWS WERE ABLE TO EAT US
When I Was Little,I Used To Believe Clouds Were Candy Floss
At the time I thought the moon was made of cheese and with oceans of cheese
When i was young i use to beleive that there existed a phone to call the santa claus and the parents will tell him if i'm well behaved or not
When I was a child, I used to believe that clouds were solid and that you could walk on them
When I was little I thought a widow was someone who stares at you through a window
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