i used to believe - the childhood beliefs site

When I was very young, for some reason, I thought if you had a gun and shot your television, you would be able to climb inside it and play with all your cartoon friends!

Lilly (from media : tv)

I used to think that teachers always had to officially announce to the whole class why someone was off sick.

Anon (from school : teachers)

When I was young ,I used to believe that if you ate a lot of soup you would grow faster .
thx mom

ngl (from body functions : eating)

When I was little ,I used to believe that deaf people didn't have ears.

rainbow (from body parts : general)

when I was younger I thought parents could read your mind and you could not lie to them so I was freaked out when I was lying.

amamelle (from body functions : special powers)

I used to believe that ghosts existed when I was a little boy. One day, I thought I saw a shadow that passed extremely quickly I have never seen it again.

pandaroi (from make-believe : ghosts)

When i was little i used to think the meat didn’t come from the animals we saw

m.d (from food : general)

WHEN I WAS LITTLE I USED TO BELIEVE THE COWS WERE ABLE TO EAT US

CONSTANT (from animals : general)

When I Was Little,I Used To Believe Clouds Were Candy Floss

Anon (from nature : weather)

At the time I thought the moon was made of cheese and with oceans of cheese

123 (from nature : outer space)

When i was young i use to beleive that there existed a phone to call the santa claus and the parents will tell him if i'm well behaved or not

stephane 12345678910 (from make-believe : father christmas)

When I was a child, I used to believe that clouds were solid and that you could walk on them

Anon (from nature : weather)

When I was little I thought a widow was someone who stares at you through a window

Anon (from language : speaking)

As a little kid, I thought the tv had rooms that you would select to see. And that the people inside could see you. I would have toys with me to impress the people

Anon (from media : tv shows)

a sitcom meant that you sat while you were watching the comedy

Anon (from media : tv shows)

I remember hearing this great song with wacky lyrics by the Go Go's, called "Alice The Seal". I was very disappointed to find that it was actually "Our Lips Are Sealed".

Brian (from music : misheard lyrics)

I used to believe that every person in the world had their own Wikipedia page about their life

Anon (from media : websites)

When it rained, it rained all over the planet simultaneously

Artgoober (from nature : weather)

when i was a child i used to believe if i smashed a spider with a shoe, the eggs of the spider would reproduce on the sole of my shoe :S

Anon (from animals : general)

When I was a child, I used to believe that my dad was the most powerful and strong man on earth.

LM (from grown-ups : family)