i used to believe - the childhood beliefs site
I Used To Believe is a funny and bizarre collection of ideas that adults thought were true when they were children. It will remind you what it was like to be a child, fascinated and horrified by the world in equal parts. The following pages will reassure you that the things you used to believe weren't so strange after all...
Some areas of this site contain content which is not suitable for children.
I thought driving while having to pee was illegal.
When I was 7 years old I used to believe that the Pirates with their ship they really existed
I used to think the landmark church in my local area was always changing location, like the moon, because you can see it from so many different places!
When I children, I used to believe that the frog grew then was forming until that tunerd in a lizard
When I was little I used to believe that the sun chases me because everywhere the sun sent it is the for me
I used to think that there are people living on Mars and the moon, that you could travel into outer space, where people from the galaxy visited us all the time.
When I was a child, I thought that when I made a wish I should cross my fingers and close my eyes so that all the bad energy goes away and my wish can be fulfilled
I used to think that the moon was fastened with something so it wouldn't fall
I used to think that planet earth was the only thing that existed in the universe
I used to think that teachers slept at school because they loved children
In my childhood I used to think that all the superheroes I saw on television existed in real life
I used to believe that when the year 2012 will come, the world will end, just as the Mayas predicted in their calendar.
I used to think that the martians, played in the park at night
I used to think that there were small people on TV who worked when I turned on the TV
I used to think when I was traveling at night the moon followed me!
I used to think the word honeymoon referred to an engaged couple romantically staring at the moon, and saying 'ok, honey, we'll go to Spain or wherever!'
I used to think people read books because of that overwhelming smell of the pages that you can bury your nose in, rather than the actual subject!
I used to think the sound of a heavy church bell was meant to be the chime of doom, and that God was ringing it himself as a ghost. Grim but still funny.
I used to think stuff like Star Wars was really filmed in space, before realising it was just the background effect in the studio.
I used to think headquarters meant somebody's head cut into 4.