i used to believe - the childhood beliefs site
I Used To Believe is a funny and bizarre collection of ideas that adults thought were true when they were children. It will remind you what it was like to be a child, fascinated and horrified by the world in equal parts. The following pages will reassure you that the things you used to believe weren't so strange after all...
You can add your own to the site. If you think your beliefs were strange, check out our most common beliefs and discover that you're not alone!
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I used to believe that Rainbow Dash was my best friend and that I just couldn’t see or hear her. I really liked My Little Pony growing up. I still wonder if we would have been friends.
I used to think that watermelon seeds were dead souls
I used to believe that everyone and everything I looked away from became invisible and all that was white space
I used to believe that Barbie was a real person and all the dolls were just modelled after her.
I used to think that if I was really nice and got a bike for my 16th birthday I’d become a fairy and join the Winx Club.
I used to believe there was a limit on the numbers you could count
For a while I misheard getting your stomach pumped as getting your stomach popped
Like your guts would explode everywhere
I used to think being a god or goddess was a job that people have to apply for, like the belief that the vicar in church is God.
I thought baby back ribs were from actual babies
I Used To Believe That Jail & Prison Are Both Timeouts For Adults/Grownups
I used to believe the voice sped up at the end of ads was really just the world's fastest talker.
i thought kangaroos were giant rabbits
When commercials say "Comes as shown", I thought they were saying "Comes with shown", and I wondered why they kept saying it came with a "shown" without explaining or showing what it was.
I used to believe that if I caught butterflies, a fairy would grow inside.
I believed that dolls could feel when I didn't love them, that's why I treated them well.
I used to think that I could catch the clouds
I used to believe that a rabbit lived on the moon
I used to believe that what happened in science fiction/horror is movies was real
I used to believe that every time I went to church, I got "points" to go to heaven.
I thought the big apple was literally a giant apple in New York
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