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For some really odd reason, I thought when we died we became mermaids (i dunno why) And then are parents and family and best friends would become them too. I also thought that our pets became catfish, dogfish, and parrotfish. Then after awhile of thinking that i remembered i couldn't swim well and so i thought i would drown if i became a mermaid.. (uh i know, mermaids can swim, i was a realllllllly stupid child) so i was crying and i thought i would die and then die again and then my mom told me the truth and weirdly i felt better that i wouldn't become a mermaid.

Taylor- the mermaid
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I thought that my best friend (who is about a year older than me) would automatically die 1 year before me. Basically I thought everyone died at the same age on their birthdays.

T-money
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I used believe in Santa Claus, bunny, ghost in cemitery and in my home, because I used to hear voices.

karla. fredel
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When I was young my friends and I used to believe that there were dead people in a house that was in our school, and we never went closer to the house...

Fernanda
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When I was little I used to believe if I'm more than 50ft away from other people I will die. I actually believed that until I was in second grade

Anon
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i was 5 when my folks brought me to my first funeral. we went to the wake the night before as well. i thought they called it an "awake" which i thought was pretty rude considering the person was dead and couldnt wake up.

kj
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i used to believe that when u die u go 2 sleep 4eva an i was scared of goin 2 sleep :-S

anon
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I used to believe that if you died and and was buried you would suffocate to death.

What?

Oh come on, I was only 3! Your telling me you were the sharpest knife in the drawer at that age?

Lee
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when i was a little kid. i used to think that when u hold ur breath ur heart stops.. LOL :P

Annonymus
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Around the age of 5, for no reason I have ever been able to figure out, I believed that mannequins were corpses. When you died, you got turned into a mannequin. Then a pet died and was buried, and I learned the basics of natural decay.

Anon
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When i was younger i told my mom that i wanted to die in my sleep because if i died while i was just walking down the street it would hurt when i fell to the ground. ha.

i still wanna die in my sleep
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Never point at a grave, if you do your finger will rot off.

KL.R
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I thought that whatever your Zodiac sign was that it was the way you were going to die. Being a Scorpio and living in Arizona where there were plenty of scorpions I spent many a sleepless night afraid they were going to get me!

Anon
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When I was about 5 or 6 I used to think that the flower holders on the graves were breathing holes. I didn't realise that when you died, you didn't breathe anymore!

The purple One
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when i was young my father laughed and told me that my grandfather died while he was sitting in a chair and farting - and he died because the smell.

i was 6 yo and i really bealived it..... :]

matan
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when i was around 6 or 7 my grandad died, he was quite the drinker so when my mum told me that he had gone to a better place, i replied "hes gone to the pub?"

ANON
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Before I knew about death, I used to believe that people grew up, got old, and then grew down again and got young, so that people were just in a constant state of flux.

Anon
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When I was about eight my grandpa died and I went to his funeral. I noticed a silver semi-sphere with holes in (flower holder) and I thought it was a speaker so I started speaking through it and I thought I was talking to my grandpa. My mum lifted me up and told me I was speaking to a flower holder!

Anne
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I used to think it would be impossible to shoot yourself, because you'd be dead before you could pull the trigger.

Dolly
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when i was young i used to believe the meat we eat at funerals was of a dead person. i used to have problem eating at funerals....

OG
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