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I used to believe that serial killers would jump out of cereal boxes and kill me...

Amanda
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When i was little i used to believe that if you didnt sleep all night you would die

hattie
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i've always thought if someone died the would got to heaven or the other place. But if God couldn't decide you would stay on earth and that's why some people would have strokes and not die.

inaccurate girl
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When my Mom left my mischeivous brother to babysit me, he would pretend to die and I'd be left alone for monsters to get. Once he died, so I died right next to him believing the monsters would forget about us.

Chicken
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When my friends dad died she told her 5 year old daughter that grandpa had gone to live with the stars. Now her daughter beleives that when you die you become a star :)

Angel
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when i was little, i used to think that if you did a certain number of bad things a day then you would die and go to hell

charlie
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I was convinced that we each had a certain amount of air to breathe. This was contained in an invisible balloon. When it ran out you died...I would lie in bed and hold my breath for as long as I could. I am now 62 and my balloon is sagging badly

jim webster
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wen i was little my sista told me my grandma died because she drank too much ribina later on i found out she was an alcoholic

Anon
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I used to believe that when people died, they turned brown just like plants do when THEY die.

Joey Schwartzman
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When i was about five, i used to think that when you died- u would go to a brand new planet, just next door, and when u died their ud go to another planet....and carry on till u got back to ur first planet

Aimee
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whenever i sat by my bookshelf and it was really really quiet, my ears would start ringing, and get louder and louder... sometimes i would hear this creepy woman's voice! i thought it was someone dead trying to talk to me or something...

kate
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I used to believe that if you talk bad about someone who died then they come and haunt you.

Angel
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When I was young my dad used to tell me that if I was very ill I needed to watch my left side. Because the Grim Reaper always comes to your left to claim you and if you see him, then he will run away instead. It's stupid, but for some reason I still look.

Angel
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When I was a little kid I used to believe that after you die you go to the next stage- which is being a zombie- and then you turn into a frankenstein guy- and then you split up with yourself and part of you turns into a walking skeleton and the other part turns into a ghost and then after that the skeleton dies and the ghost floats up to Heaven!

Stupid Idiot
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When I was younger, my grandmother kept a bowl of candy hidden and gave some to me whenever I came over. Well I happen to know where the candy was hidden, so one day when I was over at her house, I snuck some extra candy while she was upstairs. After she died a couple years later, I went to the funeral, but I was too afraid to go up close to the casket because I was worried she would punish me for taking the candy.

Junie
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when i was little, i used to write letters to my grandmother who passed away. i tied the letters to a balloon
and let it fly away.

balloons
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I used to believe that you died when you turned 100, the exact second.

Tianne
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I used to believe that I had to wash my hair 300 times a day because I thought I would die if I didn't.

Idiot
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I used to believe that if you didnt rush into an elevator fast enough, the doors would close on you and chop off your limbs, or even kill you. I only thought this because i remember watching television one day when i was very young and ill so taking time off school, and there was a programme where the subject was the dangers of not entering lifts fast enough, and there was a plastic model of a woman there with no arms, and she was suppossed to be an example of what had happened to a real girl. I really must have hallucinated the whole thing!

Anon
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When I was younger i heard all the stuff in church about 'eating christs body', but my mum was not religious so i never really had anyone to explain things to me, so I thought that we must be suppossed to literally eat EVERYONE we love once they died, but that we had stopped doing it here in britain because most people are not religious, but that in America, people still did it and that was what 'thanksgiving' was. All the people who died that year would be stored and then eaten by their family/friends on thanksgiving, and they would all be so 'thankfull' for the big meal they got. I also thought that spam was 'left over' dead people who died here in britian, who no one cared about, like tramps and stuff, and that they were made into spam so that the genral public would eat them as that would be the cheapest way of 'salivating' (salvating) them.

Anon
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