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When I was young I used to think that "sugar-free" chewing gum meant there was a special offer, where you could get a free bag of sugar if you sent off the wrapper!

Anon
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I used to believe that the little plastic size tags you got on hangers in clothes shops were chewing gum!

Anon
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I used to belive that birds might be able to blow a bubble. I thought when someone spits thier gum out the bird would try to eat it but get it stuck on thier beak and when they tried to sing they could blow a bubble, or I thought. I thought a lot of things.

Shaina
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I used to believe that if you swallowed bubble gum and then hiccuped, you would slowly fill up with bubbles on the inside until they came out your mouth and nose and ears

Anon
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I used to believe that chewing gum was bad for you because my Grandad told me that it was made out of the soles of Indians' bare feet!

(Native Americans')
p.s Like the ones on John Wayne films!

marti the party
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When I was a kid I thought
If a person swallowed gum that it would stick to your insides for seven years

Angela
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my nanna told me if I swallowed gum that I would have a gum tree growing out of my tummy

ms pouty
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i used to believe that if i swollowed my gum trees would grow in my stoamch:)

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I noticed that chewing gum came in packs of 5 sticks of gum, making it hard to share gum evenly with your friends. I concluded it was part of a conspiracy to force kids to learn how to do fractions and division! This conclusion was reinforced when I observed that the big gum packs came with 17 sticks of gum!

Kdees
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My friends told me in junior school that if I chewed gum and swallowed it that it would give me appendicitis!....Guess what I did and it didn't!!

Jayne
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I used to believe that if you swallowed your gum that you would crumble up and smell like a dead animal !!!!

jordan
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my mother told me if i ever swallowed chewing gum i'd turn into a pig, i believed this for many years.

stuart hayward
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When I was five or six someone told me I should not swallow my gum because I could not digest it. I kept waiting for the day gum would come up my throat because it was piling up in a stack in my tummy.

Hollie
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When my best friend and I were 10 or 11 years old we decided to test the gum swallowing theory. I chewed and swallowed a whole pack of grape gum and marked it on the calender to see if it would come out in seven years. We also planned an elaborate funeral if I died instead. Two days later at her grandmothers house, I pooped out a turd with wads of purple gum stuck to it putting to rest the seven years theory. We were also relieved that I didn't die.
How did we celebrate? MORE GUM!

Tiff
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when I was seven my brother told me that if I swallowed chewing gum my arm would drop off.

john
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When I was 4 years old, I asked my baby-sitter why she didn't chew gum in bed at night, and she said that it was because when she woke up, it would end up in her hair, and from then until I was 11, I thought that if you slept with gum in your mouth, it somehow fell to the back of your head and came out through your hair follicles (though I obviously didn't know that word at such a young age).

DryadDreams
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I was told that if I swallowed gum that it took years and years to digest. And when it finally did I would be constapated for a long time because of it.

Angela Madeleine Helene Alexander Rector-Roy
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My mother told me chewing gum was made from horses hooves!

Anon
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I believed for the longest time, that if you swallowed chewing gum it would stick to your insides.

laf
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of course my well meaning parents told me that swallowing chewing gum would make it stick to the insides of my tummy and i wouldn't poo properly. so i stuck it behind my ear one day for later (saw it on tv)- my best friends mum ended up chopping out a HUGE chunk of my 'crowning glory' and we all had to keep it from mum cos i wasn't supposed to chew gum. i think i cried

donttrustanyoneover30
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