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when i was little i used to belive that drinking coke would prevent diarea!! from the day i would not stop drinking coke!! lol

simi
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So, a few weeks after graduating from kindergarden, we were in the car one day when my daughter tells me, "You know, Mom, I told them at school about your drinking and driving all the time". "WHAAA? I sputtered, putting down my trusty can of coca-cola. "Yes, she said. When the who school was in that assembly and the policeman came to talk to us. He told us how bad drinking and driving is. And I told them that my Mom drinks and drives ALL THE TIME. Of course she didn't mention it was coca-cola I was drinking, and didn't tell me she had made this very public announcement until the school year was over...

Stacey
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I used to be convinced that the drink Sprite was called "Spirit" and that everyone else besides me was mispronouncing it.

Brody drinks Spirit
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I used to think that being drunk was permanent

Boyd
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When I was younger my Uncle told me if I drank water my pipes would rust ! For years I didn't drink water. He was my favorite Uncle he woudn't lie !!!! LOL

Debbie
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When I was little, I used to think that since the orange juice carton said from concentrate, it was made from people concentrating :P

Erinn
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My mum like tea and my dad liked coffee so I thought that women drank tea and men drank coffee. I didn't understand when my grandparents came to visit and my grandad was drinking tea and my grandma was drinking coffee. My mum explained to me but I didn't really believe her at the time.

Alice
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i used to believe that when we drink coffee it stops us from growing

Anon
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I assumed Molotov cocktails were a kind of drink and thought it was strange that people always wanted to throw them at buildings. Until I was 17 or so.

Soap
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When I was four or five, my grandmother always told me not to drink my tea with the spoon in the cup. She told me I would have an accident. It wasn't until I was in my teens that I realized that I would poke out my eye. I actually believed that I would fall down the steps or get hit by a car or some other horrible thing would happen to me.

Dolores
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I thought i could blow up if i drink to much soda

Anon
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I used to believe that when a juice package said the juice was from concentrate, that concentrate refered to a company that produced juice and I used to think "Wow, they make a lot of juice."

Genesis
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i used to believe that soda bottles, like a 2 liter Coke bottle wasnt actually full of coke, i thought it was just the top, the sides, and the bottom were dark colored and there was air in the space between.

tommy
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Drinking exactly 3 litres of sunny delight made you turn orange.

Anon
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I used to believe that 'no drinking in public' meant you cant drink... anything in public.
Im walking down the sidewalk with my mom and she takes a drink of water and i scream "Are you TRYING to get arrested????"

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When I was a little kid I used to believe that when you pour a drink very slowly you save more.

Kelly
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My sister used to believe that she lost more weight if she drank Coke out of the bottles rather than from a cup or a can. HAHAHA!

Young
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when i was really young i was scared to death of the garbage truck, i thought it was a crazy monster and hated it's "roaring"...well one day i had an orange juice from with a straw and when i got to the bottom of the juice and it make that noise that straws make when theres not much liquid left and i was convinced it was the garbage truck! i didn't drink orange juice for years

ariel
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If you drank too much coffee, you would get bow legs!

JO--NL.
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When I was four years old, my grandmother told me that the last drops left in empty soda bottles were poison. I believed her for at least a few months.

Brock
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