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Drinking exactly 3 litres of sunny delight made you turn orange.

Anon
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I used to believe that when a juice package said the juice was from concentrate, that concentrate refered to a company that produced juice and I used to think "Wow, they make a lot of juice."

Genesis
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When I was little, I used to think that since the orange juice carton said from concentrate, it was made from people concentrating :P

Erinn
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My aunt told me when I was little that the wavy heat coming from the road meant you were thirsty. For years when we were all in the car together, all of us kids would say “Look, I’m thirsty!” The adults would roar with laughter, and I never could figure out why. Till much later that is.

Susan
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when i was little my mom told me and my brothers if we sucked to hard on a milkshake straw our ears would just suck into our head......well i beleived her till i was about 12......lol....

Brittney
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I used to see those little codes for contests that Pepsi put on their bottle tops, and I believed there was a little person trapped inside trying to talk to me through the cap. So the first time I saw it, I was running through the house at age 8 screaming, "The soda is communicating! The sodais communicating!"

Kat talks to soda
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when i was little, watching kool-aid commercials. i used to be afraid that if i wanted kool-aid, the koolaid man would bust through my wall to give me some.

Anon
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When I was younger, I thought that coke tasted like chocolate.

Ann
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once i was drinking aot of orange juice and my sister said i would get drunk if i had too much

deanna
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until 12 yo i thought buying and drinking coffee was illegal when you were under 18:)

smarty
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Up until a few years ago, I thought that Cafe Au Lait (french for coffee with milk) was spelled exactly like it was pronounced, ie Cafe Ole.

I thought that matadors must have invented this or drink this alot because it was named after the cheer for their sport

Caffinated Chris
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I used to think pee was lemonade.....until I tried it.

Tiffany
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I loved soda pop SO much when I was little, and resented that drinking fountains only spurted out water. So when I heard about "soda fountains," I thought that maybe someday, my school would get sensible and install fountains that spurted out the flavored pop of your choice.

Anon
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when i was little i used to belive that drinking coke would prevent diarea!! from the day i would not stop drinking coke!! lol

simi
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When I was about 5 years old , my sister told me that if you dont press down the little bubbles on a soda lid ( that says what you drank ex : Root beear , cola , ect) my mom and dad would go to jail.

Emilee
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I used to watch TV shows where wifes would complain that her husband was drinking too much beer. I never understood what the fuss was all about - I loved my root beer!

Rick
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When I was little, i was soo afraid to drink black coffee thinking that it would make me dark. It really was my grandfather's fault coz he drinks a lot of coffee and he was, well.. really dark! :)

Derick
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When I was little I thout Cows made Milk, horses made water and goats made apple juice!

Unknown
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i used to believe that the pulp in orange juice was actually human hair...i still to this day dont drink orange juice with pulp!

chance
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When I was about 6 I overheard an elderly aunt say to my grandmother "Jo, I've decided to stop drinking!".

This puzzled me and I inquired, "But won't you get thirsty?!"

Christa
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