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I thought that raisins were little dead bugs without legs
When I was a child I used to believe that 'Wheat Flakes' breakfast cereals were (I suppose because of there shape and colour) dead mothes. I refused to eat them and my mother never new why.
I used to believe that Chapstick tasted the way it smelled. So, I used to eat the chapstick, especially the strawberry-smelling kind, and once at camp I had some that was mint-flavored. So I told my friend my chapstick theory, and then I took a bite out of the chapstick...I immediately learned that my theory was really really wrong, and I never made that mistake again.
My sister told me that Crisco was frosting and I believed her because thier was a big frosted cake on the can, so i ate a huge spoonful of it. After the first bite, I realized just how mean sisters can be.
This one time when i was young at breakfast, I had grabbed the last banana and my older sister wanted it; so she told me that banana's were made of spider legs that molded over after being dead for a while, and that when you cut the banana you could still see the spiders legs. Took me out of eating banana's for almost five years
When I was little I hated green beans and my dad would say if you don't eat them they'll turn into worms. Of course that made it worse and i thought they would crawl aroung in my mouth!
When I was young I hated Pea soup so my dad told me it wasn't pea soup, it was "green vegetable soup"....I LOVED green vegetable soup.
i used to believe that i was growing cauliflower out of my ears then realised it was wax!belive it all not im am actually 21 now.
i was in junior kindergarten and i got chicken sandwiches EVERYDAY. i within a month (i think)started to hate my chicken sandwiches.but i got clever about it...or at least i thought so...anyhow everyday at lunch time i would run and grab my sandwich out of my lunch box and toss it in the garbage before anyone got to their seats with their own lunch. i figured if i tossed it out before lunch no one would figure its me. so there i would sit day after day without a sandwich for lunch. except the teacher would *find* a sandwich every day in the garbage pail. everyday she would ask me why i didnt have a sandwhich like every one else did, and every day i would just say 'i dunno.' So there i would be without a sandwich everyday and mysteriously everyday there would be a sandwich in the garbage...but i never confessed. i thought i was so smart?!?!
When i was little i thought that pickles were made of frogs so i never ate them because i didnt want to be a frog
I used to only ever eat chicken nuggets.
My mum thought I should try new food but i refused. So she put crumbs on everything and told me they were funny shaped chicken nuggets, i ate squid, shark and every meat you can think of!
I ate them all the time, but after i found out, i never ate them again!
when i was little, my sister and i hated vegetables and everything else that our parents said was "nutricious",so my mom straightfacedly told us that peices of brocolli were baby trees and mashed potatoes were tiny clouds. we beleived her and were downright overjoyed whenever we got them for dinner
when i was little my mom told me that if i dont eat my vegtables by 7:00 the veggies will grow and grow and become evil and take me to the place where other veggies live
When I was younger I believed that pistachio nuts were made out of beetles that had somehow been dried out.
Someone told my that rice was really spider eggs. I still don't look at it the same.
When I was about ten years old my brother told me that Kix cereal were actually spider eggs. I still can't eat Kix...
one day i went with my father to a juice shop and i saw the sugar cane machine so i asked my father "how does the man put the sugarcane from one side and it comes out as juice from the other side" so he told me that a man was sitting inside and he ate the sugarcanes and then he peed and the pee is the juice
My little sister believed onion rings were alive and wouldn't eat them until my mam had killed them by stabbing them with a fork, she also wouldn't eat any meat unless it was chicken so until she was about 11 bacon,sausages and burgers were all chicken, i don't think she liked chickens!!
When my son was about 5 years old he asked me what "take a whiz" was. I replied that it meant doing "pipi".
The following day I prepared him a sandwhich. He asked what spread was inside. I answered "Cheese Whiz".
He looked at me and said, "I'm not eating cheese pipi", turned around and left. I couldn't stop laughing, which upset him.
He didn't eat cheese whiz for many years. To this day I don't know if he likes it.
i told my soon to be step brother that the tip of a hot dog looked like my cats butt hole.. he wont eat hot dogs anymore. :D
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