page background
i used to believe
salt

Show most recent or highest rated first. Common beliefs in this section include:

page 2 of 3

< 1  2  3 >


when i was around 3 i use to believe if you put salt in your hair it would make you fly.then one day i tried jumping off a jungle gym and ended up breaking my arm.

Emily
score for this belief : 3.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

My mom told us that if we ate too much salt, we would grow antlers on our head, we were always feeling around for new bumps!

Myrna Abrego
score for this belief : 2.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

rated belief

when i was little i heard salt was from the ocean, so i always thought divers went down there and scraped the rocks and brought it back up so we could eat it.

katy
score for this belief : 4vote this belief upvote this belief down

I had a friend who used to believe if you put too much salt on your food, you could use the pepper to "neutralize" the salt-taste (as if the pepper cancelled out the salt). He must have ruined a lot of meals!

Banjoknee
score for this belief : 3vote this belief upvote this belief down

I was told when I was little that eating too much salt on your food would "dry up your blood".

Anon
score for this belief : 2.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

when i was 3 or 4 my father told me that if you put salt of rice the world would end, and i belived him. so until i was 6 i would steal salt shakers to make sure no one did.

Anon
score for this belief : 3vote this belief upvote this belief down

When I was little I used to like to eat the salt at the bottom of pretzel bags. My mom told me that if I ate the salt, I would grow mushrooms in my stomach.

Delkri
score for this belief : 3vote this belief upvote this belief down

i used to think salt was made of sand

hibiscus
score for this belief : 3vote this belief upvote this belief down

When I was young, my dad had told me that salt was appetite dust, and i believed him for years

It only made matters worse when the MacDonalds staff only had salt and pepper.They were so incompetent.

SeRpEnT
score for this belief : 2.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

When I was very little, was on my way back from McDs with a straw, and several paper packets of various things including salt and sugar (yes, I was a dangerous criminal). I discovered that sugar tasted nice when sucked through a straw but salt did not.

But hang on ... salt and sugar were the same but different, just like the both and the nose were the same but different. Let me tell you, sniffing salt up one nostril is not fun.

salt snorter
score for this belief : 2vote this belief upvote this belief down

rated belief

when i was little, my mom told me if you ate to much salt, you'd wake up turned into a lamb.

Kristina
score for this belief : 4vote this belief upvote this belief down

I’m pretty well in “balancing” myself. When I was small, I will eat lots of salt if my sweets (sugar) intake is too much. Coz I used to treat salt and sugar are opposites. Till now, it wont be shock for my mum if she saw me eating fruits with lots of salt, but she wouldn’t know, acctually salt is my main dish, fruits are just the companion. Haha………

cutie - mensely
score for this belief : 2vote this belief upvote this belief down

When I was little, I always wndered hy my grandfather was badldon the top of his head. I asked my dad and he said, "Its becuase when you cousin was little, he used to sprinkle salt on the top of your grandfathers head." For years I believed that if you put salt on your haed you would go bald.

dani
score for this belief : 2.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

i used to think that sand was salt so too bad! then i always put it on my egg and i was like, yo, i'm eatin salt! and my mom's like no your not so i'm like dang!

uh huh yup that's really tru!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! amazing huh?
score for this belief : 0vote this belief upvote this belief down

Times were confusing as a child...and fustrating for my parents.
On frequent occasions I would end up putting sugar all over my food, thinking it was salt.
I finally learned the theroy of Food/Salt...until breakfast came...salt on cerael, didn't go down very well.

Matt T, UK
score for this belief : 3vote this belief upvote this belief down

Salt is bad tasting sugar.

cobra
score for this belief : 3vote this belief upvote this belief down

rated belief

when i was a lil kid i used to think salt was dead lice that people but on there food and i never knew why

jessica diamond
score for this belief : 5vote this belief upvote this belief down

I persuaded my older brother that the main ingrediaent in Ice Cream was salt. He believed me, so we added lots of salt to his bowl of ice cream to make it bigger. He wasn't very impressed when he tasted it!

Jon
score for this belief : 3vote this belief upvote this belief down

rated belief

I used to think that if you ate too much salt in on go, you would turn inside out and still be alive in alot of pain....I cant remember who told me that but they suck

AAAAmoszqqqqq....
score for this belief : 4.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

My sister and I used to eat alot of salt when we were little. We used to even pour it in our hand and lick it off.

One day while doing this in a fast food restaurant my parents told us a story about a little boy who kept salt next to his bed and licked some off his hand each night before he went to sleep.

Consequently, they told us, he died. We stopped eating so much salt after that...

Dana K.
score for this belief : 3vote this belief upvote this belief down

page 2 of 3

< 1  2  3 >



I Used To Believe™ © 2002 - 2008 Mat Connolley , web design and hosting by Iteracy.   privacy policy



HA! BlogAds Humor Network