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I used to believe that if i ater an apple seed i would have an apple tree growing out of my head, I believed this since I was seven I'm eleven now

Zoe
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I used to believe that if you ate watermelon seeds or seeds from any other fruit,that you would explode.And thats why i dont eat seeds from fruit anymore thanks to my mom. LOL

HoneyBee 303
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In order to keep me from eating too many jelly beans my father told me if I would plant them in the ground I could grow a jelly bean tree. I faithfully planted them whenever I got them and wondered why my "seeds" never grew.

Bo Axford
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When i was younger, i asked my dad what sesame seeds grew into. He said that planting one would make Sesame Street come to your house and film their next episode there, so i picked all of them off my burger and planted them.

The Flamboyant Codfish
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when i was young i thought if you eat a seed a tree will grow in your stomach.

anonymous
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When I was smaller, I used to think that if I buried a sunflower seed, it would magically grow into a sunflower and would reproduce more sunflowers and I would have even more sunflower seeds to eat. I thought I was being resourceful. I'm sure I buried over 100 sunflower seeds in our front yard.

Mia
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my father and sister told me if i eat the seeds of a fruit or vegatable, they will grow inside of me, and i will die. painful and long dealth. i was scared!

Anon
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if you swallow an apple seed, an apple tree would grow in your belly.

Anon
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I used to believe that if you swallowed an orange seed. an orange tree will grow out the top of my head, my mum always told me so and i was scared of that till high school..

Jason
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I used to beleive, that if you swallowed a seed the food would grow in your body.

Anon
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My dad told me that if you eat the seeds of a strawberry as a child, you wouldn't like strawberries when you grew up. I always felt sad whenever I ate strawberries.

belinda
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When i was around 5 i thought that if you ate watermelon or orange seeds a tree would grow out of your ass.

Guido
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I used to think that if I planted popcorn kernels I could grow a popcorn tree

Anon
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I used to think that there was a little boy who lived inside an apricot seed and thought it was my duty to smash the seed to free him. So I got a huge rock and gave it my all and when I couldn't find him I thought I killed him!

Savannah
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In about fifth grade, I pulled apart a grape and thought the seeds were boogers. Only made it worse that it was a green grape at that. I wouldn't eat grapes for years after.. it still psyches me out sometimes.

silk
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I used to believe that if you ate a watermelon seed you would grow a watermelon tree in your stomach!!!

Eskimo
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Eating watermellon seeds will make you grow a watermellon in your belly.

Anon
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i was told if i ate too many seeds or too much of the same thing it would grow out of my ears or i'd turn into that object. :D

e presley
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i used to believe if you planted a sesemy seed it would grow hamburger buns.

jenna
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i used to believe that if you dropped a seed on the carpet that fruit would grow out of your floor

mizz_j
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