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i used to believe that if i pulled on my dad's belt, a hole would open up under his feet and the ground would swallow him up!

Archie
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I used to believe that you just 'got pregnant' you didnt have to actually do anything for it to happen. I also didn't understand about relatives and thought you had to choose what you wanted to be. Eg: you could only choose to be either an aunt, a mother, a cousin, a grandmother etc.

Anon
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I was the only blonde in my family. My 2 sisters had dark hair. Until I was about 10 years old I thought that I was adopted.

Sylly
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I used to tell me little sister that she we adopted her from circuis people, we are 5 years apart, but look exaclty alike. She believed it up until my Mom finally had to take her to a circuis and show her that she didn't look like anyone there.

Niki
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When I was a kid my mom and I would drive by nursing homes and I remember thinking that it was very sad that all the babies without moms had to go there to get "nursed".

Alaina McCullough
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My da use to tell me if i kissed and loved my younger sisters they would go away! but there still here!!

meeomy99
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When my mom told me she was adopted and explained that meant she wasn't blood related to my grandparents I figured she wasn't but I was because I had brown eyes like them and hers were blue.

Sissy
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when I was about 3, my mum told me that purple was a darker colour than black. I believed her, too. when I challenged her about it later, she denied everything.

hm
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When I was about 7 or 8, my older brother told me that I was a robot and I wasn't really his little sister. He told me that my real family (the fridge, the toaster, etc...) only stayed at his house so if they got thrown out, so would I. Since I thought he was lying, I asked him "If I'm a robot, why do I bleed?" because I didn't think robots had blood. He said that my blood was really ketchup. AND I BELIEVED HIM. For the longest time I was afraid that I would get kicked out of the house if one of the appliances broke.


On a career day, when I still thought my parents were robots, I brought my dad (toaster) and explained that my family, though cold on the outside, were really very nice robots.


I confused my teacher once, when I told her that I wasn't bleeding, I was “ketchuping”.

little girl big imagination
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When I was about 5 years old my great-grandmother told me, "If you sing at the table you'll get a crazy husbend." I Believed it until about highschool. To this day, I tell my own children this.

Ange
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When I was little, my dad told me that he was transforming into a welk after he pricked his finger on a thorn in our garden. Me and my sister got really upset about it and started crying. We used to make him little "I love you" presents just in case he turned into a welk any time soon.

Fridgy
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when i was little i was convinced my parents were trying to poison me, so every time they put a drink on the table for me and my brother i would take the one with less in cos i thought it would be the one with no poison. i have no idea why i thought this!

mishka
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I used to think my babysitter was the luckiest person ever, because she was really old (in high school) and still lived with her mother.

Charlotte
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well long story so ill start from tha beginning:
well i think you all know pop-eye tha sailer man!!!and y'all know that he got those big muscles form eatin' so much spinch!!(yeah right)well i got a older brother and when he was a kid my father always told him that if he ate alot of spinch he would become like pop-eye and get all tha gurls well today hes tha biggest geek ever and i dont think he'll ever get a gurl so i think he's gonna turn out to be gay!!*~LOL~*

*~SaBrInA~*
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When I was little I used to think I had to marry my sister, and have kids with her (that's how you find your spouse). Boy was I wrong.

Mop Mabbot
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When I was five I thought I had my family all figured out. My parents had the same last name because they were grown-ups, my brothers had a different last name because they were boys, and my sisterand I had a different last name because we were girls!!! Come to find out my mom was married three times. :)

Lucy, CA
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When my sister was about 2, she was colouring on a piece of paper.....when she she ripped it by accdent, she got up....totaly unfased, ans went to my dad.....she asked him to fix it for her.

it took my dad quite a while to explain to her that daddy couldnt fix everthing.

moose
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i have a sister and a brother and i used to wonder who i would marry because i thought that my sister would marry my brother and i would be left alone

mitica
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when i was 5 i used to think that people only live for 10 years and i thought that my parents were 7.

Anon
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i was really gulable when i was younger and one time my big brother told me that i was the devils daughter and that my real name was Damien he told me when i turned 10 that the devil would come and take me to hell for years i believed him my mum didnt know he told me this and wondered why i was so upset on my 10th birthday

JT
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