From watching movies and my mom's soap operas, I used to believe that if you loved someone a lot, you French kissed them (although I didn't know it was called that), and since I loved my parents and brother's a lot, I should French kiss them. My mom set me straight on that pretty quickly.

Anon

That my parents never went to sleep because when I went to bed they'd be sitting in the exact same place when I woke up the next morning.

Sara

i used to belive that since my grandparents and aunt and uncle lived in florida so did my dad when he was a kid. Now i know htat he used to live in New Jeresy

anm

I used to believe that my dad was only "my dad". I used to get so frustrated when my cousins called him "uncle mike" because he wasnt their uncle mike, he was MY DAD!

Anon

When I was little, I found a book called (I think) No More Secrets For Me, about a little girl whose stepfather molested her. I read it and came to the conclusion that all stepfathers molest their stepdaughters. Imagine my horror when I found out one of mommy's boyfriends was going to turn into a stepfather!

Even now, at age 20, I'm not terribly comfortable around my stepfather.

Anon

when i was little i used 2 think that my mom went up 2 strangers when she was pregnant with me asking "would u like 2 b my baby's aunt?" i never realized that my aunts were my mom's sisters until I was about 8 or 9 . . .haha

Anon

I used to believe that My grandparents didn't have any other name except grandma and grandpa.

Emelia

I believed that Daddies were always older than Mommies. I was horrified when I found out that my Mom was older than my Dad!

jennifer

I used to think that when my mum tucked me into bed upstairs, my sister and parents used to turn into aliens, and plot a plan against me.

pineapple

When we were small my dad said that evry fouth child born in the world was chinese, and that is why there were only three children in our family .

colin williams

I was (and still am) an only child, and begged my parents for a little sibling (sister preferrably), my parents never came around to having one, so I made up fake ones.

Smurfette

There are seven years between me and my closest sibling. When I was little my older brother and sister told me that our mom paid them five dollars a day to talk to me. They also said that if they were nice to me when they talked they got an extra ten dollars. This infuriated me as a child and I would refuse to talk to them! I guess it kept me out of their hair!

maggie

My cousins (who were older than us) told me and my other cousins that we were all born in China, but we fell in a well and fell all the way to our parents houses and that they adopted us. I thought that was true for several years.

Emily

when i was little i always thought that my mom was a elien from pluto!!!!

pooper scooper (nick name)

This is my dads belief. When he was little, he used to think that baby showers were where a bunch of women got together and took a shower. he never wanted to go because he didnt want to be in a shower with a bunch of older naked women

Jessica

I would often wonder what it was like for my mum using the bath-room when she was younger. How on earth did she manage those big old-fashioned crinolene dresses by herself? When she told me she WASN'T actually 200 yrs old, I asked what that had to do with anything?

Barbra