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I believed I was an alien from Saturn. I told my friends and family that I used to ride my bicycle on the rings of my home planet.

Ves
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i used to believe that my parents were really alines and when i turned my back on them they would transform and show theyr true color.

Ztac
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after watching E.T., I asked my mother what "extra terrestrial" meant. She told me it was used to describe aliens who had an extra set of testicles. I'm pretty sure she actually believed this herself, since no parent would give such strange false information to their 7 year old child.

acon
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When my brother was younger, my father and I told him that he was adopted and that we had actually found him in the yard, dropped off by aliens. We told him that one day the aliens would come back to take him back to his home planet. One night, my father went outside and shined a flashlight through the window on the ceiling. I told my brother is was the aliens returning to take him away. He darted under his bed and couldn't be coaxed out for a couple of hours. After that he rarely believed anything my fathr or I ever told him.

Michael
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My best friend would sleep with her legs crossed because she believed aliens could rape her while she was sleeping. She did this until we were close to High School age.

Jenny
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i used to belive that aliens where always watching me

Anon
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I live near an airport so planes fly over my house all the time. However at night I used to sound like they flew slower. I was convinced it was aliens hovering over my house. Espcecially the late at night flights.

Scared Girl
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I used to believe all the stars in the sky were really just aliens with flashlights shining them at Earth.

Lyssy
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I used to think that my brother was an alien from mars because he used to act so weird around everyone and he never did seem to fit in. One day I was eavesdropping on my mom and dad talking and I heard them say that my brother was an alien so I actually had proof that he was an alien. The nexy day I went to school and told all of my friends that my brother was an alien and I got in trouble for lieing. I didnt think that I was lieing so when I got home I told my mom that I had heard them talking and she told me that she was just joking and that my brother was not an alien.

Braden
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When I was young, my dad told me he was an alien from the planet Kevlar and his planet's greatest enemies were the aliens from Velcron.

Elia
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when i was little i thought every time i left the room my parents turned into aliens

Anon
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Due to my extreme fear of E.T. (yes that cute little alien), I used to believe that anything the color of brown could instantly morph into E.T. even though the movie never displayed that he had any morphing powers.

Nancy Peterson
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I seriously used to think that the random noises made by the old plumbing in our house would just happen to be interpreted as alien speech by some nearby aliens and they would come to investigate and GET me.

Looking back on this one, I'm amazed not by how silly it was (after all, I was a kid at the time) but how amazingly complicated it was.

Michael Bertrnad
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When I was 4 my brother told me that he was an alien, sent to earth to study humans. He told me that he would dissect me in my sleep. I retorted with the classic "I'm telling Mom and Dad!"

His response, "They're aliens, too."

I was terrified of sleeping for months.

Anon
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I used to believe when i turned my head my family went back to there alien forms and only looked human when i was looking at them

deanna
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i was a rather gullible child, and my older sister was always taking advantage of this. once, she managed to convince me that i was a human alien hybrid (we watched a lot of x-files), and that our mother and father weren't my real parent's. she even mixed up a concoction of food coloring and put it in a vial and told me it was a sample of my blood. i cried for days.

not the brightest crayon in the box
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I used to think that my family were all aliens and they were trying to trick me into believing that they were humans. I was afraid that they were going to take me to their mother ship.

Lilly
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That if I stepped on a crack on a sidewalk that I would get abducted by aliens

Anon
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I used to tell my brother, who was about 4, that i didnt have any homework to do because the alien came from outta space and took it away. I said this so much that i actually believed it myself! I believed this for ages!
I also believed i had an invisible/imaginary boyfriend who bought me bracelets obviously i was only young then!! but i must have looked like a complete freak.. but atleast my freakiness has come in handy for making all you people laugh o ths website, Freakiness rocks doesnt it? x

Freakiness
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my little brother used to sleep in different places every night to confuse the aliens so they couldn't find him and abduct him

Anon
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