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I Once Believed That My Sister Was A Witch And I Was A Warlock!
She Told Me That When We Were Born There Was Witchcraft in Our Nighborhood.
Now I Know She Was Kidding Me!

Jason
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when i was younger my aunts nose job went wrong so her nose came out long and pointy. For a long time i thought that she was a witch.

Anon
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When I was little, I thought there was a second me inside the mirror that was a witch and if I stared at myself long enough I would have magic powers.

Wishful_thinking
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I used to think when i went to bed at night a witch would come and cut my ears off if i didnt cover them when i went to bed

chelsea
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when i younger, i always thought that when i had a headache it was just Voldemort getting closer to me... (i read Harry Potter)

Marnice
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When I was little, there were always commercials for the Blair Witch Project on TV. I would make my dad get rid of the witches before I went to sleep. However, looking under the bed wasn't enough. I made him spray 'Witch Replant' all over my room. It was actually Lysol spray that he took a sharpie to.

Anon
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i used to believe i would get my letter to hogwarts when i turned 11

katie Phillips
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Ever since I can remember, my family would visit my aunt and uncle for the holidays. Whenever we got there, I would play with all of the cousins in a big group. Every time that we went outside, my cousins would tell me that I couldn't go too far out in the woods because a witch lived just past the line of sight. It took many years of staying inside the house to finally figure out that it was a lie.

Jason
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When I was about seven, I convinced my little sister that I was actually Hermione Granger from Harry Potter and that every night I flew to Hogwarts with Ron and Harry. She believed me until she was about twelve.

Indy
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I used to believe that an evil witch would get me when I was trying to sleep at night. I would always tell my mom that I was scared. The witch in the Snow White movie was really scary to me at the time. Being in the dark creeped me out, because I thought a witch could fly in through the window and attack me.

Anon
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Because of a poem, I believed that if I always put pepper in my hair, witches would leave me alone, because, you know, they sniff you before they eat you, and the pepper would make them sneeze and you'd be able to get away!

Artha
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When I was about 6 yrs old, my sister convinced me that our parents were witches. She said that we wouldn't get our powers until we turned 15. She also convinced me they were evil and practiced their magic after we were put to bed. I believed this until I was 8, the day I confronted my parents about it. They laughed at me but I persisted to get them to confess. Then my sister comes in and says, "Really? I was kidding."

Sarah
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I used to believe that my stepmother was a witch and, because her birthday IS on Halloween, that on that particular night, she would turn into a black cat. My dad was the one that told me this...only because he knew I would believe anything he told me. lol

Gollum
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When I was little my mom worked for a local pizza place, on occasion she would have to take me with her to work. One night she told me not to go near the ovens because a witch lived there and she would eat. I never went that stove or any other til I was 10.

Anon
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When I was about 6, I believed that all widowed women who dressed in black were witches trying to escape their sorrow by passing it on to others. I found I could thwart them by making them smile and thus turn them back into normal people.

Fi
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When I was a child, I used to believe that there were ghosts, witches and vampires in my grandmother's house, and never wanted to sleep there. The house was dark, with old furniture and many mysterious paintings, some antiques, even the doors squeaked. My grandmother had a black cat, and she always dressed in black clothes. I used to believe that my grandmother was a witch.

Carlos ;-)
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When we were younger, my friend and I really believed we were witches and had magical powers. Every Halloween, we would go to the stop sign and say a rhyme to get into Halloween Town.

Makenna
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A couple of years ago I was always watching charmed and I saw that a whitlighter Leo was always helpinge the charmed ones so ..when I taught I was in danger a whitelighter would help me because me and my friends believed that we were the charmed ones.

denise
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When I was 5 I believed a witch lived under my bed. When it was time for bed I would clear a path between my lightswitch and my bed. I would then get in the pre-race stance with one hand on the lightswitch. Then as i flicked the switch off I'd take off running to my bed and when I was a couple of feet from the bed launch myself onto it. This way the witch wouldn't grab me by my feet and cook me in her pot.

There were, however, a few times when I jumped a little too soon, landing straight on my face,which I imagine looked pretty funny to the witch.

katie dubs
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When I was 3, my neighbor told me she was a witch and she said Godzilla was going to step on my house.

Grayson
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